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[Mike80]

Police Still Searching For Missing Productive, Obedient Woman | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

 

[BuckeyeLiger87]

The Ones We Lost | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
Remember the people that have died over the past 4.5 billion years.

Jesus of Nazareth, 33, was a gentle soul who enjoyed forgiveness, performing miracles, and dying for the sins of mankind. He is survived by Jesus Christ

 

[BayBuck]

New Onion website: Clickhole

What is the goal of ClickHole?
Let’s be honest: Today, the average website carelessly churns out hundreds of pieces of pandering, misleading content, most of which tragically fall short of going viral.
At ClickHole, we refuse to stand for this. We strive to make sure that all of our content panders to and misleads our readers just enough to make it go viral. You see, we don’t think anything on the internet should ever have to settle for mere tens of thousands of pageviews. We believe that each and every article—whether about pop culture, politics, internet trends, or social justice—should be clicked on and shared by hundreds of millions of internet users before they can even comprehend what they just read.
ClickHole has one and only one core belief: All web content deserves to go viral.

http://www.clickhole.com/about

 

[Mike80]