I love Mark May...

[gold_pants]

I love Mark May as much as:

Seeing Ohio High School players go to TSUN to play

Seeing Grey Frey run an option on 4th down in 1990

and lastly seeing Desmond Howard strike that stinking Heisman pose!!!

 

[BrutusMaximus]

- Being ass-raped by a silverback gorilla

Dont knock it til you try it.


Did I say that outloud?

 

[CausticMick]

I love Marc May as much as:
- getting a "Prince Albert"
- watching Wisconsin fags dance on our Block O after a 42-17 loss at the 'Shoe in 1999
- hammering my balls with a rubber mallet (remember the Colonel)

 

[jho46]

New guy here!

I love Mark May as much as I love:

-A warm can of Milwakee's Best (or the Beast at all!)
-The long lines at Chipotle (Dammit, I want a burrito!)
-scUM fans in Ohio
-Watching my high school band try to do Script Ohio
-Trev Alberts

Go Bucks!

 

[DEBuckeye]

I love Mark May as much as I love

-the michigan weasels
-Lloyd Carr
-the color combination of blue and piss yellow

 

[shotGINN]

i love mark may as much as...............
waking up the drunk tank
having to wake up every morning in a country run my george w bush
dirty malaysian hookers
getting locked out of my dorm
fire alarms at 3 am
michigan (the entire state)
getting a colonoscopy
full cavity searches
looking at lloyd carr and/or michigan stadium, the michigan logo, any wolverine(x-men included), michigan license plates, the detroit pistons, tigers and lions
having a date with tom brady and his butt-chin
college football analysts obsessions with florida teams and notre dame
small people (midgets)
carnival workers
the state of california
everything about bill cowher
pittsburgh
desmond howard
the big house (of shit)
vince young's oversized head
all universe boy matt leinhart
and most of all fucking pete carroll's stupid fucking face

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

I love MarK May as much as I

- paying $49 for my Buckeye Info (regular $77)
- buying tickets from Barnard Rubble
- buying a LoveSac and having problems with the manager

 

[gold_pants]

- paying $49 for my Buckeye Info (regular $77)

Funny stuff!!!

 

[BB73]

I love Mark May as much as I love:

- Those who are intolerant of other people's cultures
- And the Dutch

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0295178/photogallery

 

[NewYorkBuck]

I love MM as much as -

-Taxes
-Barbera Streisand
-The rubber breaking

 

[Yertle]

I love Mark May as much as I love my 1-year old crapping in the bath.

By the way, not to hijack this mentally stimulating thread (can I hijack a thread that I started???), but the Leeroy Jenkins thing STILL cracks me up.