Step One: Catch the Chicken
This part can be rather tricky. If you've never caught a
chicken before, my experience is that the easiest way is to catch them off guard in the
coop. Just grap the
chicken by the
legs and lift it off the ground holding the
chicken upside down by the legs. The
chicken may
flap around a bit, but if you're careful, and have a good
grip on the legs the chicken won't get away. The important thing to remember is not to let the chicken go, because its going to be
really hard to catch it again now that its on its guard.
Step two: Kill the Chicken
There are two
methods that I've seen to kill a chicken. One is to simply lie the
chicken on a
chopping block and cut off its
head. This can be rather
bloody, but its a sure way to be
positive that the
chicken is
dead.
The second method (and the one I'm going to discuss here) is to
wring the
chicken's
neck. If this is done correctly it's a lot less
messy.
So, take your
chicken by the
legs (you are still holding it right?). In your other hand pull down on the neck and then bend it
upward very quickly. If you've done it
correctly, then you will feel a
snap, and the
chicken will
reflexivly begin to flap its
wings. At this point my
great grandmother would drop the
chicken and let it run around the
yard until it's body finished
dying.(hence the term
run around like chickens with their head cut off)
If you've broken the
neck, then the next step is to drain out some of the
blood. Hang the
chicken upside down over a
bucket. Then with a sharp
knife reach into the
mouth slightly down the
throat and cut
across cutting the
jugular. Be very careful not to
cut through the back of the
neck.
Step Three: Pluck the Chicken
This
step can be quite time
consuming, but it's quite simple.
Hang the chicken (preferably over something to catch the
feathers). It's best to begin with the larger
wing feathers, and simply pull in a
downward motion. Take
care not to try pulling in large
clumps, if you try to
pull too many at a time, then you
risk tearing the
skin. Be sure to get all the large
feathers and as many of the small ones from the areas of the
chicken that you plan to
eat.
After you've
plucked as much as you can stand,
singe off the remaining
feathers. Simply hold the
chicken over an open
flame.
Step Four: Dressing the Chicken
This step is not for the weak of stomach.
With a
sharp knife, cut around the
anus. Take care not to cut the
intestines. Once you've cut all the way around the
anus and freed the
intestines from its connecting
membranes move to the
head of the
chicken.
At this point you'll need a heavy
knife or a pair of
clippers. Cut off the
head at the base of the
neck. Reach your hand into the
chicken from the
neck, and try to
loosen as many of the
internal organs as possible. Now simply remove the
internals from the
anus end. If necessary reach inside the
chicken to be certain that you've removed all the
insides.
Step Five: Finishing up
To finish up cut off the
feet, and pull out any remaining
feathers. If you so desire, now is the time to
skin the
chicken. Then wrap the
chicken and
refrigerate it as soon as possible.
REMEMBER, wash the chicken
thoroughly before preparing.
That's it... you have
yourself a fresh chicken. Now, go find yourself a good
recipe.