I hope your grass is green..

[BuckeyeMafia]

Or you're going to jail until it is.

Brown lawn means jail time - St. Petersburg Times

Bunch of extremists huh? I would think this would be cruel and unusual punishment, but okay.

 

[BUCKYLE]

If I were his relative, I would pour fucking diesel fuel and chlorine all the fuck over the neighborhood. Good luck trying to get your grass green, bitches. Oh, what's that? you re-sodded? Doesn't fucking matter, the earth is scorched. Fuck you homeowner nazis.

 

[Folanator]

 

[Gatorubet]

What we have heah...is failure, to resodicate!!

 

[BuckeyeTillIDie]

Like the Brady Bunch lawn.

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

my parents neighbor was fined $500 because his driveway was too dirty.... HOA's are bastards down here.

 

[Muck]

If I were his relative, I would pour fucking diesel fuel and chlorine all the fuck over the neighborhood. Good luck trying to get your grass green, bitches. Oh, what's that? you re-sodded? Doesn't fucking matter, the earth is scorched. Fuck you homeowner nazis.

There's a part of me that says "HELL YA!" and then I think "I hope Buckyle doesn't live on my street".

 

[martinss01]

*shrug* the first fine i received would be the last time any lawn in my neighborhood would be green in my lifetime. to me, its just another weed and another mindless chore.

personally, ive always wanted to see if the whole "salting the earth" thing really works. my neighbors wanna give me an excuse to find out... im cool with that.