I could be defense co. against buckeyes

[3074326]

In which case you make your own bad luck, dumping Aniston for an adoption addict.

At least he has damn fine taste in movie roles.

 

[BUCKYLE]

At least he has damn fine taste in movie roles.

But he married a chick that already has kids...and another dudes name tatted on her. Fail.

 

[Flocka]

But he married a chick that already has kids...and another dudes name tatted on her. Fail.

And that bitch is straight up crazy. A normal Saturday night she probably like drinks some blood then adopts a kid from Nambia.

 

[OCBucksFan]

And that bitch is straight up crazy. A normal Saturday night she probably like drinks some blood then adopts a kid from Nambia.

Crazy chicks are awesome in the sack.

 

[NFBuck]

When I had my ulcer, I was farting razorblades.

 

[BUCKYLE]

What chicks aren't crazy? I'm confused.

 

[Flocka]

Crazy chicks are awesome in the sack.

I concur, but this is until she stabs you during sex.

LINK

Still, she says, ''I consider myself a very sexual person,'' says Jolie. "If I fell in love with a woman tomorrow ?it's right to want to kiss her and touch her.'' In fact, she said, she had a bisexual relationship when she was a teen, one that involved ritual self-mutilation. ''I got knives out and had a night where we attacked each other... it felt so primitive and it felt so honest... and then I had to deal with, you know, not telling my mother, hiding things, wearing gauze bandages to high school.'' She says, however, that she's left those days behind. ''I think when you make a decision to have a child, you cannot think about suicide again and you can't be self-destructive.''

 

[OCBucksFan]

What chicks aren't crazy? I'm confused.

Dude, you can't set me up like this. There's a crazy bitch on here that will KILL me if I say too much.

 

[BUCKYLE]

Dude, you can't set me up like this. There's a crazy bitch on here that will KILL me if I say too much.

Numbers won't touch you.

 

[Flocka]

Numbers won't touch you.

Poor fucking numby.

 

[BUCKYLE]

Poor fucking numby.

Obligatory

 

[Flocka]

Obligatory

And by nerds I dont mean bus and numby.

 

[BUCKYLE]

Never did get that recipe.

 

[Flocka]

Never did get that recipe.

I'll wake this bitch up and ask her.

 

[BUCKYLE]

I'll wake this bitch up and ask her.

Not necessary. If she's out...sleeping dogs and whatnot. :p

I thought this was the drunk thread. That's why I didn't edit my last post.