How?

[JCOSU86]

That's your opinion but I could see how others would think differently.

Not very Tressel-like

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Post-padding in the Admin forum?


And for the record, have we a hit a new all-time low or a new all-time high?

 

[BUCKYLE]

high?

Drugs are bad.

 

[WhoDeyForever]

Drugs are bad.

Mmkay?

 

[BuckeyeRyn]

Mmkay?

I was just thinking, I bet Mr. Garrison is just the type of guy to outfit his car with USED tires.

 

[Taosman]

Doctor: Hello, Mr. Garrison, I'm Dr. Biber. I'll be performing your surgery today. .................Mr. Garrison: [on the hospital bed, his legs on stirrups] God bless you, Doctor. I know you'll make me well again. ................................................Dr. Biber: Now, you're absolutely sure you want a vaginoplasty? ........................Mr. Garrison: My whole life I've been a woman trapped in a man's body. A sex-change operation is my last chance at happiness. ......................................................................................................Dr. Biber: All right, then let's begin. [POV changes to Mr. Garrison looking down past his groin. A nurse hands Dr. Biber a scalpel] Just relax, Mr. Garrison. I think if more people could just see a sex-change operation, they would know how perfectly natural it is. The first thing I'm going to do is slice your balls. [bends down to slice open Mr. Garrison's nutsack - a live slice is shown] ...........................................................................................................................................................................................................Mr. Garrison: Ough, ergh. Eww. [his eyes remain shut for the duration of the operation] Dr. Biber: With the scrotum open, I can now discard of your testicles. Mr. Garrison: So long, balls. [the vas deferens is shown being cut in two, severing the testicle from the rest of the body. A nurse dabs Dr. Biber's forehead with a towel to remove any sweat there] Dr. Biber: Now, I'll just continue the incision up the shaft of the penis. [real-life footage is shown] ............................... Mr. Garrison: Oh, that stings. .............................................................................Dr. Biber: Now I'll just... turn your... penis inside out. .........Mr. Garrison: OH! Oh jeez. ..................................................................................................................Dr. Biber: All we need to do now is ...stuff the ...unskinned penis inside your... pelvis... And now I'll use the skin from your penis to make vaginal lips... Mr. Garrison: Do I look like a woman? ....................................................................................................... Dr. Biber: [reviewing the results, then holds up his left thumb] Pretty much.

 

[BUCKYLE]

I was just thinking, I bet Mr. Garrison is just the type of guy to outfit his car with USED tires.

 

[OSUsushichic]

 

[OregonBuckeye]

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