How not to set off fireworks...

[iambrutus]

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A 22-year-old London man has suffered internal injuries after lighting a small firecracker he had inserted into his buttocks.

The man suffered burns and other internal injuries in the incident in the town of Sunderland, which is north of London.
A spokeswoman for the North East Ambulance Service said a caller had phoned in that the victim was bleeding after the firecracker exploded. Apparently, several of the man's friends recorded the incident on a mobile phone, which they showed to emergency services. The blurry images show a man bent over with his pants down and a white flash as the firecracker explodes.

 

[Jake]

 

[Jaxbuck]

/wipes tear.

The 4th is in many ways my favorite holiday.

 

[Thump]

‘Murica!

 

[Jaxbuck]

‘Murica!

This is real. I took it at a minor league game a couple years back.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Let the Darwin Games begin.

Man critically injured after firework goes off in his face in unincorporated Cary

A man incorporated Cary was critically injured by a firework Sunday night, the Lake County Sheriff's Office said.

abc7chicago.com

 

[gmen6981]

Toledo ( of course) has THAT beat! Two years ago a U Haul full of fireworks accidently got lit up in the middle of a neighborhood 4th of July celebration.

 

[5 STAR U-G-A]

Toledo ( of course) has THAT beat! Two years ago a U Haul full of fireworks accidently got lit up in the middle of a neighborhood 4th of July celebration.

I guess there's a reason why Toledo athletics is nicknamed "the rockets"

 

[gmen6981]

I guess there's a reason why Toledo athletics is nicknamed "the rockets"

 

[5 STAR U-G-A]

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[Jake]

Toledo ( of course) has THAT beat! Two years ago a U Haul full of fireworks accidently got lit up in the middle of a neighborhood 4th of July celebration.

it's funny how much some dudes will blow on fireworks even when, from the looks of it, they don't have a lot of money.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Fireworks should be called Darwin sticks. They are glorious.

 

[5 STAR U-G-A]

 

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[AuTX Buckeye]

Kinda surprised this thread title doesn’t have “Sponsored by JPP” in it…