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ScriptOhio
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
Reminds me of an old California joke:
How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they screw in hotbubs now.
How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they screw in hotbubs now.
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Wow , it's been so long since I posed for this ad that I er . nmScriptOhio;985528; said:Reminds me of an old California joke:
How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they screw in hotbubs now.
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shetuck
What do you need water for, Sunshine?
By my count: 54
1 member to actually do the work.
44 members to drop in every once in a while and ask for updates
1 member to change his/her avatar to mark the occasion
1 member to provide the string-instrumental musical accompaniment!
1 member to find and post every single article written in every single newspaper in the whole wide world, less than 5 seconds after the conclusion of the fete!
1 member to get banned for flaming the member who did the work (and claiming, by-the-by, that light-bulbs are the sole reason why we're doomed because they provide the light which exposes the libs for the ugly beasts that they are)!
1 member to print the commemorative black beater beaters
1 member to ruminate and remind us that this is what community-building is all about
1 member to appeal for calm and ask that we just trust the coaches
1 member (from a rival school) to argue, until they are, err, *blue* in the face that the old light bulb was actually not burned out and can still redeem itself if given a chance with the new system.
and... 1 last member, albeit an *elite* f*cker, to lock out access to the light switch because of all of the childishness and unecessary BS and speculation that was being thrown about throughout!
Which brings us to the next step... anyone care to identify the best candidates for these jobs?
1 member to actually do the work.
44 members to drop in every once in a while and ask for updates
1 member to change his/her avatar to mark the occasion
1 member to provide the string-instrumental musical accompaniment!
1 member to find and post every single article written in every single newspaper in the whole wide world, less than 5 seconds after the conclusion of the fete!
1 member to get banned for flaming the member who did the work (and claiming, by-the-by, that light-bulbs are the sole reason why we're doomed because they provide the light which exposes the libs for the ugly beasts that they are)!
1 member to print the commemorative black beater beaters
1 member to ruminate and remind us that this is what community-building is all about
1 member to appeal for calm and ask that we just trust the coaches
1 member (from a rival school) to argue, until they are, err, *blue* in the face that the old light bulb was actually not burned out and can still redeem itself if given a chance with the new system.
and... 1 last member, albeit an *elite* f*cker, to lock out access to the light switch because of all of the childishness and unecessary BS and speculation that was being thrown about throughout!
Which brings us to the next step... anyone care to identify the best candidates for these jobs?
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Fungo Squiggly
Mortal enemy of all things Bucky
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What about a member to embezzle form the Bulb Replacement Fund? Any chance I could get that gig?
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OCBucksFan
I won a math debate
I don't get the appeal of changing lightbulbs. To me it's downright disgusting, but I guess whatever floats your boat.
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shetuck
What do you need water for, Sunshine?
Bucky Katt;1104346; said:
You mean the BaRF? By all means... have at!
HEAR THIS, HEAR THIS: I hereby appoint Bucky BP's official barf-heister (subject to the approval of at least two of the elites)! :tongue2:
Should the nomination go through, I bid: ALL HAIL TO BUCKY, BP's own barf-bag!
Where shall I send your official puke-pilferer plaque? :p
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martinss01
blissfully stupid
OCBucksFan;1104371; said:
sounds like someones been burned in the past.
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