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How many BP'ers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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buckeyegrad
Don't Immanentize the Eschaton
How many Big Ten Students does it take to change a light bulb?
- At Michigan it takes two. One to change the bulb and one more to explain how they did it every bit as well as any Ivy Leaguer.
- At Northwestern it takes three. One to change the bulb, and two to phone a friend at Michigan to get instructions.
- At Michigan State it takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three to figure out how to get high off the old one.
- At Ohio State it takes five. One to change it, two to talk about how Woody would have done it, and two to throw the old bulb at Michigan students.
- At Wisconsin it takes six. One to change it, two to mix the drinks, and three to find the perfect J. Crew outfit to wear for the occasion.
- At Illinois it takes seven, and each one gets four semester credit hours for it.
- At Indiana it takes eight. One to screw it in, and seven to discuss how much brighter it shines during basketball season.
- At Minnesota it takes ten. Two to figure out how to screw it in, ten to find an ugly enough lampshade to match their school colors.
- At Penn Sate it takes 100. One to change it, 49 to talk about how they do it better than Penn, and 50 who realize it's all a lie.
- At Purdue it takes 12. One to change the bulb, five to take pictures, four fraternity pledges to get naked and run through the fountain screaming "They changed the Bulb!", and two engineers to run a study on the whole thing.
- At Iowa it takes none. There's no electricity in Iowa.
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buckeyegrad;984967; said:
At Ohio State it takes none...we just have a Michigan grad change it for us.
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ORD_Buckeye
Wrong glass, Sir.
buckeyegrad;984967; said:
Ding,ding, ding...we have a winner.
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buckeyegrad
Don't Immanentize the Eschaton
MililaniBuckeye;984970; said:
At Ohio State it takes none...we just have a Michigan grad change it for us.
Just posting what I found here:
Humor Zone - Lightbulbs Around the Big Ten - Rick Root's Personal Web Site and Blog
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ORD_Buckeye
Wrong glass, Sir.
Off the top of my head, let's see.
You'd need Thump to use the old bulb as a sex toy.
You'd need Tibor to accuse us of not doing it correctly.
You'd need ekeen to blame Clinton for the old bulb burning out.
Tasoman would be necessary for pointing out that the lack of permanent light proves that God does not exist while Buckeyegrad would need to make the point that having a replacement bulb available is proof of God's bounty.
I'd be there to point out how fundamentally better our bulbs are than those at Miami of Ohio and the rest of the 12 dwarves.
You'd need Thump to use the old bulb as a sex toy.
You'd need Tibor to accuse us of not doing it correctly.
You'd need ekeen to blame Clinton for the old bulb burning out.
Tasoman would be necessary for pointing out that the lack of permanent light proves that God does not exist while Buckeyegrad would need to make the point that having a replacement bulb available is proof of God's bounty.
I'd be there to point out how fundamentally better our bulbs are than those at Miami of Ohio and the rest of the 12 dwarves.
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ORD_Buckeye
Wrong glass, Sir.
At Notre Dame it takes Five: one to change the bulb, two to blame Ty Willingham for the old bulb's performance and two to discuss how much brighter the room will be once Charlie gets his bulb in the socket.
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