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Hollywood, out of ideas

'Monopoly' has electric company

Ridley Scott will direct; Pamela Pettler to write screenplay

The Hasbro-Universal collaboration "Monopoly" is jumping a large number of spaces up the board.

And Ridley Scott, who has been attached as a producer on "Monopoly" and has been mentioned as a possible director, is now officially attached to helm the project, with an eye toward giving it a futuristic sheen along the lines of his iconic "Blade Runner."

Universal is working with Hasbro on several projects as part of a long-term development deal. Platinum Dunes is producing its feature adaptation of "Ouija Board," while the maritime classic "Battleship" is also in development. Elsewhere at Hasbro, Paramount this summer is set to release Stephen Sommers' feature based on its "G.I. Joe" character. And "Trivial Pursuit: America Plays" is now airing as a syndicated television program.

Hollywood Reporter


From Blackhawk Down, Gladiator and Blade Runner to this? Monopoly along futuristic lines sounds like a movie pitch out of Entourage.
 
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Studios tell toy stories

Action figures, board games tapped as pics

The output of Hollywood studios may soon resemble a living room of unwrapped Christmas gifts.

Studios are about to embark on a flurry of projects based on popular toy brands, ranging from action figures to board games to Hot Wheels. It's a trend that has sent Hasbro, Mattel and other toymakers searching through their vaults to license their most prized properties.

Across town, Universal brokered an even bigger deal: An overall pact with Hasbro to turn Monopoly, Ouija, Battleship and Candy Land into pics.

Toy rival Mattel hopes its film projects will not only strike a chord with audiences at the megaplex, but also send toys flying off store shelves.
The El Segundo, Calif.-based toymaker has several projects in development around town, based on new and archived brands, including:

  • He-Man and the Masters of the Universe: Set up at Warner Bros., Joel Silver is spearheading the live action version of the '80s action figures, scripted by Justin Marks, who's penned bigscreen versions of "Voltron," "Green Arrow" and "Street Fighter." It's finalizing a deal with a director.
  • Hot Wheels: Also at WB, the actioner will feature the toy line's cars in a pic also to be produced by Silver from a script by Matt Nix (USA's "Burn Notice"). The project was once at Sony with McG at the helm before being put into turnaround after pics like "Stealth" crashed and burned.
  • Barbie: A live action film will revolve around the iconic doll, with several filmmakers in contention to start development on the pic.
There also are plans to revive the Magic 8-Ball, which was once in development at U as a romantic comedy with Tom Shadyac, and for a film version of 1960s action figures Major Matt Mason and the Men in Space.

Variety

Magic 8-Ball, Candy Land, Battleship, Barbie, Hot Wheels and Ouija will all be movies
 
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Working back from video games to board games. I got a couple of ideas from the next line of games to movies. Theres paper football, tag, freeze-tag; the ledgen of tag continues, Red Rover, and lastly a coming of age buddy comedy called Sowrds.
 
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Chris: Kent puts his name on his license plate?

Mitch: My mom does the same thing to my underwear

Chris: Your mom puts license plates on your underwear?
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As long as Lazlo is back, I'm all in on a Real Genius Sequel.
 
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I can't F-ing believe they are ruining one of the last original untouched bastions of true horror and depravity and remaking it into another modern day craptacular garbage remake set for release in March. For all its warts, Last House on the Left still remains one of the greatest bleak horror movies of all time, and doubtlessly turning it into 2009 watered down Hollywood torture porn will ruin yet another legacy.
 
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Bucklion;1395017; said:
I can't F-ing believe they are ruining one of the last original untouched bastions of true horror and depravity and remaking it into another modern day craptacular garbage remake set for release in March. For all its warts, Last House on the Left still remains one of the greatest bleak horror movies of all time, and doubtlessly turning it into 2009 watered down Hollywood torture porn will ruin yet another legacy.

Original Last House is one of the movies that set up the modern horror genre but Hollywood seems to be working on a business model of remaking every horror movie ever made.
 
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DaytonBuck;1395021; said:
Original Last House is one of the movies that set up the modern horror genre but Hollywood seems to be working on a business model of remaking every horror movie ever made.

Yeah and they're picking all the great ones they can infinitely fuck up too. Wanna remake Cannibal Holocaust? Go for it (they are), they can't fuck that up. But Last House? Halloween? Hellraiser? Ridiculous. Even Jason wasn't in the original Friday the 13th until the very end...but it looks like he's all ready to go in this one (yawn).
 
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Luckily, there are some potential great movies being made this year. The new Terminator, Watchmen, Star Trek, Moon, Avatar, Nine, Up, Inglorious Bastards, Angels & Demons, Public Enemies...

Not all is lost. :biggrin:
 
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Bucklion;1395024; said:
Yeah and they're picking all the great ones they can infinitely fuck up too. Wanna remake Cannibal Holocaust? Go for it (they are), they can't fuck that up. But Last House? Halloween? Hellraiser? Ridiculous. Even Jason wasn't in the original Friday the 13th until the very end...but it looks like he's all ready to go in this one (yawn).


This Friday is apparently a blend of the first 3. I can't believe terrible movies like Black Christmas and Prom Night got remade.

On WNCI's morning show last fall they mentioned a Back to the Future remake with the kid from High School Musical in the Michael J Fox roll
 
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DaytonBuck;1395029; said:
This Friday is apparently a blend of the first 3. I can't believe terrible movies like Black Christmas and Prom Night got remade.

On WNCI's morning show last fall they mentioned a Back to the Future remake with the kid from High School Musical in the Michael J Fox roll

Oh, it doesn't even come close to stopping there. In addition to butchering Last House (which is really going to piss me off royally), here are some others in the remake cycle for those not following as closely:

Angel Heart
The Birds (Naomi Watts will supposedly be in it)
Chldren of the Corn
Child's Play
The Crazies (Why in the F would anyone WANT to remake this)
Creature from the Black Lagoon
The Fury (Sigaw)
The House on Sorority Row
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (already remade how many times?)
It's Alive (again, why in the F...)
Motel Hell
Nightmare on Elm Street
Poltergeist
Roesmary's Baby
Silent Night, Deadly Night
The Stepfather
Suspiria
They Live
The Wolf Man (yet again)
 
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Bucklion;1395034; said:
Oh, it doesn't even come close to stopping there. In addition to butchering Last House (which is really going to piss me off royally), here are some others in the remake cycle for those not following as closely:

Angel Heart
The Birds (Naomi Watts will supposedly be in it)
Chldren of the Corn
Child's Play
The Crazies (Why in the F would anyone WANT to remake this)
Creature from the Black Lagoon
The Fury (Sigaw)
The House on Sorority Row
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (already remade how many times?)
It's Alive (again, why in the F...)
Motel Hell
Nightmare on Elm Street
Poltergeist
Roesmary's Baby
Silent Night, Deadly Night
The Stepfather
Suspiria
They Live
The Wolf Man (yet again)

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