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BuckBackHome
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Knew a guy in high school who broke up with this girl because all she wanted to do was have sex. We were all dumb founded by it.
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BoxCar_Willie
The World's Favorite Hobo
"Remember, no matter how sexy she is, no matter how beautiful she is, no matter how alluring she is, someone, somewhere, is tired of her shit."
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Zurp
I have misplaced my pants.
Maybe this isn't such a load. First, we all know that the goal of every woman is to please her man. And if she doesn't have a man, her goal is to get herself a man. Both of those goals can be accomplished very easily with the large breasts. Thus, the work for the women with large breasts is done. The women with the smaller breasts have some work to do. They have to use their brains to trick men into dating, and later marrying them. And this doesn't happen overnight. It takes a lot of brainpower to fool us men, for hanging out at the bar watching football and drinking beer and eating chicken wings is a lot of fun. How can a woman with small breasts compete with that? She has to use her brain.
This brings up an interesting experiment: I wonder if someone were to convince Pamela Anderson to get breast-reduction surgery, if she would become some super-smart clairvoyant spy for the government.
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cincibuck
You kids stay off my lawn!
Peach, Are you suggesting that Johnny Carson, the Emporer (MHRIP) of Night time television, the inventor of the The Great Carsoni," the genius behind the "Not Quite Ready for Prime Time Players," the immortal champion of groaners, would stoop so low as to attempt to pass off bad science for the sake of a cheap laugh? Why just look at Pam Anderson and tell me her father doesn't own great tracks of land.
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PrincessPeach
I want to ride my bicycle.
Hey... I'm not disputing that many well-endowed women are morons... just saying that it's not necessarily true that all women of genius have flatlands...
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ORD_Buckeye
Wrong glass, Sir.
Funny, I've always found really stupid, hot women to easily be the biggest bitches. Smart women (hot or otherwise) have always been a diverse group.
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cincibuck
You kids stay off my lawn!
I tried to find the IQ/breast size study on Goggle. Found one reference in a doctoral thesis from someone at William and Mary, but it was only a passing remark about researchers who try to prove the connection and are unable to support (
) it, used as a reference to bad sociology research.I do wish to point out that I used the word "tend" and did not generalize and that I concluded by saying that there doesn't seem to be any interest in a study about penis size and IQ.
As an aside, Vonnegut was a favorite of many of my female friends when, in Breakfast of Champions, he introduced each male character by giving the particulars on their unit, not unlike the hay day of Playboy when every woman's name was followed by 34 - 26 - 32...
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cincibuck
You kids stay off my lawn!
So that WAS a real study, then? Whew!!!
More "research."
Princeton, NJ (PRWEB) February 21, 2006 –- Since its launch in May 2005, WhatsMyImage.com has become a popular destination for web surfers across the globe. Members of the completely free website upload photos of themselves, from which complete strangers then make guesses about the details of their private lives. Question topics range from academic performance to physical attributes to sexual experience and beyond.
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The study yielded some interesting results. Although gender did not appear to be correlated to voters’ assumptions about a person’s GPA, a correlation to race did exist. Specifically, voters guessed that Asian students had higher GPAs than their Caucasian and African-American counterparts by an average of over 0.2 points (on a 4.0 scale).
Perhaps most interesting, however, was the staggering correlation between female bra size and GPA. On average, voters guessed that "A-cup" students had GPAs that were 0.3 points higher than those of "D-cup" students. "B-cup" and "C-cup" students were voted to have GPAs in the middle of that range, each averaging about 0.2 points higher than the "D-cup" group.
When discussing these results, the site’s founders are quick to point out that this is a study of public opinion, not fact. "We have no reason to believe that there is an actual link between any of these attributes and Grade Point Average," commented WhatsMyImage.com co-founder Sameer Shariff. "This analysis simply suggests that our voters may subscribe to the stereotypes reflected in its results."
Co-founder Robert J. Moore, an Operations Research and Financial Engineering major at Princeton University, also warned against interpreting these results as anything but entertainment: "This is certainly not a study of any academic caliber. These responses are vulnerable to selection bias and could also be influenced by any number of confounding variables."
For more information, or to register a free account, visit www.whatsmyimage.com.
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cincibuck
You kids stay off my lawn!
And this:
And in Spencer's case, we should note that his
sexism was hardly less appalling than his racism:
That absolute or relative infertility is
generally produced in women by mental
labour carried to excess, is ... clearly
shown. Though the regimen of upper-class
girls is not what it should be, yet,
considering that their feeding is better
than that of girls belonging to the poorer
classes, while in most other respects,
their physical treatment is not worse, the
deficiency of reproductive power among
them may be reasonably attributed to the
overtaxing of their brains--an overtaxing
which produces a serious reaction on the
physique. This diminution of reproductive
power is not shown only by the greater
frequency of absolute sterility; nor is
Page 176 of 243
it shown only in the earlier cessation of
child bearing; but it is also shown in
the very frequent inability of such women
to suckle their infants. In its full
sense, the reproductive power means the
power to bear a well-developed infant, and
to supply that infant with the natural
food for the natural period. Most of the
flat-chested girls who survive their
high-pressure education are incompetent to
do this (Spencer, 1867-68:485-86).
These ridiculous claims, of course, are highly
distasteful to all except those who run about
obtaining correlations of IQ and breast size. One
might point out in Spencer's favor, however, that he
intended his thoughts on fecundity to be an answer
to the "dismal" views of Malthus (Harris, 1968:127).
It is most comforting to discover that neither
Spencer nor Morgan nor Tylor was ever able to
demonstrate how racism or sexism were inevitable
deductions from the postulates of evolutionary
functionalism. The fact is, they are not. In
Harris' view (1968:140), all these aberrations arise
mainly out of confusion:
sexism was hardly less appalling than his racism:
That absolute or relative infertility is
generally produced in women by mental
labour carried to excess, is ... clearly
shown. Though the regimen of upper-class
girls is not what it should be, yet,
considering that their feeding is better
than that of girls belonging to the poorer
classes, while in most other respects,
their physical treatment is not worse, the
deficiency of reproductive power among
them may be reasonably attributed to the
overtaxing of their brains--an overtaxing
which produces a serious reaction on the
physique. This diminution of reproductive
power is not shown only by the greater
frequency of absolute sterility; nor is
Page 176 of 243
it shown only in the earlier cessation of
child bearing; but it is also shown in
the very frequent inability of such women
to suckle their infants. In its full
sense, the reproductive power means the
power to bear a well-developed infant, and
to supply that infant with the natural
food for the natural period. Most of the
flat-chested girls who survive their
high-pressure education are incompetent to
do this (Spencer, 1867-68:485-86).
These ridiculous claims, of course, are highly
distasteful to all except those who run about
obtaining correlations of IQ and breast size. One
might point out in Spencer's favor, however, that he
intended his thoughts on fecundity to be an answer
to the "dismal" views of Malthus (Harris, 1968:127).
It is most comforting to discover that neither
Spencer nor Morgan nor Tylor was ever able to
demonstrate how racism or sexism were inevitable
deductions from the postulates of evolutionary
functionalism. The fact is, they are not. In
Harris' view (1968:140), all these aberrations arise
mainly out of confusion:
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