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[DubCoffman62]

Easy.

Tell them, "I'm not a [censored]ing bank."

So brilliant yet so simple.
I actually just had an exchange with her. She called me and I didn't answer, 3 times in succession. Finally she sends a text 'por'k no contestas?" I tell her 'por'k cada vez k nos hablamos se me va mas dinero' she responds 'no es cierto, nada mas quise decirte hola y como estas' I respond 'bueno, estoy bien gracias'. She calls back, I answer and we talk about nothing for 10 minutes. About 3 minutes after we hang up I get a text from her 'oye me puedes dar un poquito de dinero en cambio por unas stampillas, yo tengo k hacer un pago y me falta un poquito' to which I respond with a simple 'no mames'. I haven't heard back yet

 

[Thump]

So brilliant yet so simple.
I actually just had an exchange with her. She called me and I didn't answer, 3 times in succession. Finally she sends a text 'por'k no contestas?" I tell her 'por'k cada vez k nos hablamos se me va mas dinero' she responds 'no es cierto, nada mas quise decirte hola y como estas' I respond 'bueno, estoy bien gracias'. She calls back, I answer and we talk about nothing for 10 minutes. About 3 minutes after we hang up I get a text from her 'oye me puedes dar un poquito de dinero en cambio por unas stampillas, yo tengo k hacer un pago y me falta un poquito' to which I respond with a simple 'no mames'. I haven't heard back yet

 

[Gatorubet]

I would have gone with the "no mames, punta?" because of the call back in three minutes, but it's all good.

 

[Thump]

So brilliant yet so simple.
I actually just had an exchange with her. She called me and I didn't answer, 3 times in succession. Finally she sends a text 'por'k no contestas?" I tell her 'por'k cada vez k nos hablamos se me va mas dinero' she responds 'no es cierto, nada mas quise decirte hola y como estas' I respond 'bueno, estoy bien gracias'. She calls back, I answer and we talk about nothing for 10 minutes. About 3 minutes after we hang up I get a text from her 'oye me puedes dar un poquito de dinero en cambio por unas stampillas, yo tengo k hacer un pago y me falta un poquito' to which I respond with a simple 'no mames'. I haven't heard back yet

Please translate, I don't speak Mexican.

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

So brilliant yet so simple.
I actually just had an exchange with her. She called me and I didn't answer, 3 times in succession. Finally she sends a text 'por'k no contestas?" I tell her 'por'k cada vez k nos hablamos se me va mas dinero' she responds 'no es cierto, nada mas quise decirte hola y como estas' I respond 'bueno, estoy bien gracias'. She calls back, I answer and we talk about nothing for 10 minutes. About 3 minutes after we hang up I get a text from her 'oye me puedes dar un poquito de dinero en cambio por unas stampillas, yo tengo k hacer un pago y me falta un poquito' to which I respond with a simple 'no mames'. I haven't heard back yet

English, mother fucker...do you speak it?

 

[muffler dragon]

Please translate, I don't speak Mexican.

In short... (and quite possibly incorrect):

She called.
He didn't answer.
She asked why?
He said, because when she calls she always asks for money.
She said she was just calling to say hello.
They talk for 10 minutes about nothing.
Then she calls back and asks for money. *don't know what stampillas are.
"No mames" roughly means, "No, you suck". *I believe.

 

[Gatorubet]

Please translate, I don't speak Mexican.

Bitch: {calls dub, but he does not answer.....finally texts him "why won't you answer me?}

Dub: {texts back} Bitch - you never call me unless you want money

Bitch: That's not true

(she calls, Dub picks up and they talk about non-borrowing money stuff)

Dub: Bye

Bitch: Bye

Bitch: (calling back 3 minutes later) I need some money for stamps

Dub: Are you [Mark May]ting me?

Bitch: - silence

I'm not a translator, but I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express in Arizona, and it was full of Messicans

 

[DubCoffman62]

So brilliant yet so simple.
I actually just had an exchange with her. She called me and I didn't answer, 3 times in succession. Finally she sends a text 'por'k no contestas?" I tell her 'por'k cada vez k nos hablamos se me va mas dinero' she responds 'no es cierto, nada mas quise decirte hola y como estas' I respond 'bueno, estoy bien gracias'. She calls back, I answer and we talk about nothing for 10 minutes. About 3 minutes after we hang up I get a text from her 'oye me puedes dar un poquito de dinero en cambio por unas stampillas, yo tengo k hacer un pago y me falta un poquito' to which I respond with a simple 'no mames'. I haven't heard back yet

Translation
She calls 3 times, I don't answer, she texts me 'why don't you answer?'
I respond 'because each time we talk more money leaves me'
She says 'that's not true, I just wanted to say hello, how are you'
I say 'ok, I'm fine thank you'
We talk on the phone about nothing for ten minutes, afterward she sends a text ' hey, can you give me a little money in exchange for some food stamps, I have to make a payment and I'm a bit short'
I say 'no mames' which can mean, don't bother me, you suck, you're stupid, depending on the context of the conversation. In this case i meant all three.

 

[DubCoffman62]

I would have gone with the "no mames, punta?" because of the call back in three minutes, but it's all good.

in my mind I was thinking 'vete a la vergota pinche puta pendeja mentirosa cabrona'

 

[Gatorubet]

Translation
She 3 times, I don't answer, she texts me 'why don't you answer?'
I respond 'because each time we talk more more money leaves me'
She says 'that's not true, I just wanted to say hello, how are you'
I say 'ok, I'm fine thank you'
We talk on the phone about nothing for ten minutes, afterward she sends a text ' hey, can you give me a little money in exchange for some food stamps, I have to make a payment and I'm a bit short'
I say 'no mames' which can mean, don't bother me, you suck, you're stupid, depending on the context of the conversation. In this case i meant all three.

IOW, she owes you anal sex.

I was right the first time.

 

[DubCoffman62]

I was right the first time.

We'll see how badly she needs to pay that bill

 

[buxfan4life]

We'll see how badly she needs to pay that bill

I am thinking a dirty sanchez is in order if it comes to this.

 

[DubCoffman62]

I am thinking a dirty sanchez is in order if it comes to this.

I'm thinking more along the lines of 'the pink sock'.

 

[buxfan4life]

I'm thinking more along the lines of 'the pink sock'.

rectum? damn near killed 'em!

 

[DubCoffman62]

Haven't heard from her since the last exchange. She must've gotten the message. That or her phone got turned off because she didn't pay her bill