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Here's a nice Trick or Treat story...

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<!--StartFragment --> Trick-Or-Treater Finds Feces In Candy Bag


POSTED: 2:15 pm EST November 1, 2005
UPDATED: 2:28 pm EST November 1, 2005

<!--startindex-->DAYTON, Ohio -- It was a disgusting end to a fun night of trick-or-treating for one Dayton child on Monday night. Authorities said it is hard to believe what someone put into her bag of candy.
The girl said when she dumped the candy out, she smelled something really bad.
The unusual find was unmistakably feces, probably from an animal.
The girl said she is not sure where it happened, but suspects that the culprit was a man she met while walking near East Fifth Street. She said the man said ,"Trick or treat, want some candy?" And, she said yes.
The girl said she did not see what was in the man's hand. She said he let go and she said "thank you." She said the man said "you're welcome" and she walked on down the street.
Dayton police are now investigating the incident. At first they were not sure what kind of violation they were dealing with. Sgt. Anthony Quinn said, "After reviewing the revised code, regarding tampering with food substances and things like that."
Police said the incident is a criminal case of disorderly conduct or criminal mischief. Officers are still trying to find the prankster.

Meanwhile, police said it is important to thoroughly check your child's candy before they start eating it. <!--stopindex-->
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What a sack of shit.
 
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A guy in South Africa was arrested for a similarly disgusting stunt.

Apparently, he frequently sat on a bench in the East London zoo for years. He would offer little kids the opportunity to reach into a large paper bag on his lap for popcorn to feed to the birds. What they didn't know is that his penis was stuck through the bottom of the bag. I understand that he was caught when a little kid got ahold of it and was so frightened he couldn't let go.
 
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Steve19 said:
A guy in South Africa was arrested for a similarly disgusting stunt.

Apparently, he frequently sat on a bench in the East London zoo for years. He would offer little kids the opportunity to reach into a large paper bag on his lap for popcorn to feed to the birds. What they didn't know is that his penis was stuck through the bottom of the bag. I understand that he was caught when a little kid got ahold of it and was so frightened he couldn't let go.
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He probably saw the movie Diner, (spoiler alert), where Mickey Rourke did that to his date in a movie theater to win a bet that she'd touch his dick.

I guess in a trick-or-treat thread, that gives new meaning to popcorn balls.
 
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