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ScarletInMyVeins said:
:slappy: Well you see... BuckNasty got the babysitter fired and Nasty probably had to sleep on the couch for a while for buying some pot from the babysitter... pretty funny shit if you ask me
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It was not all that funny at the time. Then once I sampled the goods it started to get a lot funnier. :)
 
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The worst part about that whole situation was that I had to come clean about the pot because it was the lesser of two evils. We were actually at a restaurant and I had to use the bathroom, I threw my wallet on the table and said, pay the check I will be right back. When I got back my wife was white as a ghost. She says why do you have the babysitters phone number in your wallet. I fumbled around for a minute and then realized that she thought I was fucking her, by the expression on her face. I then had to go into full defense mode and said no, no, its not what you think I just bought a little pot from her. Needless to say, I should have put a little more thought into that response. But at least it was the truth. :2004:

My Wife actually got over it pretty quick. Not quick enough to save the babysitters job though.
 
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Buck Nasty said:
The worst part about that whole situation was that I had to come clean about the pot because it was the lesser of two evils. We were actually at a restaurant and I had to use the bathroom, I threw my wallet on the table and said, pay the check I will be right back. When I got back my wife was white as a ghost. She says why do you have the babysitters phone number in your wallet. I fumbled around for a minute and then realized that she thought I was fucking her, by the expression on her face. I then had to go into full defense mode and said no, no, its not what you think I just bought a little pot from her. Needless to say, I should have put a little more thought into that response. But at least it was the truth. :2004:

My Wife actually got over it pretty quick. Not quick enough to save the babysitters job though.
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I'll have to remember that the next time I want to boink the babysitter. Perhaps tonight, thanks, BN.
 
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i just lost all respect for you Nasty....

what kind of man hands his wallet over to his wife and proceeds to leave the room??.....you deserve the trouble you got into for breaking manly rule #8.....

rule #8 essentially says that a man will guard his wallet from his wife 24/7/365 at all costs....said wallet is to never be left unattended....when sleep is necessary the wallet should be placed under the body or stored in a safe with the combination of your wifes measurements at the wedding....she sure is hell has forgotten those numbers by now.....

my ex-wife kept trying to put in 36-30-44.....when the combo was 36-24-36.....
 
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fellas...it was 36-24-36....not 36-24-26.....

i like a little cushion for the pushin......but not too much....you know...if it doesnt jiggle a little from behind....its not my kind....
 
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DiHard said:
fellas...it was 36-24-36....not 36-24-26.....

i like a little cushion for the pushin......but not too much....you know...if it doesnt jiggle a little from behind....its not my kind....
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dammit. my futile attempt to be sir mix-a-lot comes to a crashing hault when i type 26 instead of 36 :(
 
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