Help me name my new store.

[Buckin' A]

I have always dreamed of owning my own business. After several months of red tape, I have finally aquired the loans that I need and am planning my grand opening this Saturday. Here is a picture of my new store. Your patronage will be appreciated.

 

[Brutus1]

Liquor up front, poker in the rear.

 

[BrutuStrength]

How about the "Everything's Missing" store.

(I can't see the picture)

 

[Bucklion]

Liquor up front, poker in the rear.

Reverend Horton Heat would be proud.

 

[BuckBackHome]

Is that an In and Out service?

 

[NightmaresDad]

Was that red tape or brown tape?

This thread has left a bad taaste in my mouth....

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

the service there is pretty shitty.... 3.... 2.... 1.... RIMSHOT

 

[scarletandgrey]

How about Carpet Liquors.....

 

[BB73]

the service there is pretty shitty.... 3.... 2.... 1.... RIMSHOT

LoKy, you could have gone with with rimshot or rimjob on that one.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

I say name it Bunghole Liquors......I mean, the sign is already up. Might as well keep it.

 

[scarletandgrey]

No take down the Bung or the Hole one of the two you got to be somewhat original you unoriginal bastrad....:p

 

[Buckin' A]

I think we are going to keep the sign. The store will double as a Shinead O'Conner fan club meeting place, in the evenings.

 

[scooter1369]

When I was at Miramar in California, I passed a store, and I shit you not, the sign on the roof said:

Bob's Liquor and Hiram's Ammo.

 

[buckeyefool]

On the way to the sugar bowl years ago grad, thump, and I passed a place called Nervous Neds Fireworks and Beer

 

[Thump]

On the way to the sugar bowl years ago grad, thump, and I passed a place called Nervous Neds Fireworks and Beer

That was in Tennessee wasn't it?