Heat-Mavs 2011 NBA Finals

[OHSportsFan]

Is that Mark Jackson doing the commentary? The other guy besides Van Gundy? Whoever it is, will someone slap the hair out of his ears? "Dallas keeps shooting the ball too early at the end of a quarter". Hey dipshit, every time they do that, they make the fucking basket. They get a good fucking shot because they go before Miami is ready. When they hold it like they did that time, they get dick. Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

NBA coach right there.

lolwarriors.

 

[Flocka]

Is that Mark Jackson doing the commentary? The other guy besides Van Gundy? Whoever it is, will someone slap the hair out of his ears? "Dallas keeps shooting the ball too early at the end of a quarter". Hey dipshit, every time they do that, they make the fucking basket. They get a good fucking shot because they go before Miami is ready. When they hold it like they did that time, they get dick. Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

I can not tell you how happy I was he got the Warriors job and I don't have to hear him on my tv anymore. Truly terrible. The worst part is Breen and Van Gundy are good.

 

[Flocka]

And now Mark Jackson is getting worse and worse on every possession.

 

[OHSportsFan]

I tune in for a few minutes-

See a doucher seating courtside in a Miami shirt complaining about every call. Typical Miami trash-fan.

And then hear Mark Jackson talking like a complete fucking moron.

This shit is hard to watch.

 

[Bucklion]

Nice to see the one Dallas dufus single-handedly let the Heat back in the game

 

[Bucklion]

I tune in for a few minutes-

See a doucher seating courtside in a Miami shirt complaining about every call. Typical Miami trash-fan.

And then hear Mark Jackson talking like a complete fucking moron.

This shit is hard to watch.

Sad thing is if it's the same guy I'm seeing, he looks kinda like Mark Cuban in a Heat shirt.

 

[JohnnyCockfight]

Wade is allowed to run into anyone, miss the shot, and then be rewarded with 2 free throws. This would be a big Mavs' lead but for this fact.

 

[Flocka]

It seems like the Mavs should be up by 30 and are only up by 5.

 

[Pyro Kinesis]

It wouldn't be a 2011 NBA Finals game if it wasn't close. Everything is going according to plan.

 

[Bucklion]

And now Mark Jackson is getting worse and worse on every possession.

I didn't think that was possible, but in fact you are correct.

 

[Flocka]

WOW! Refs, please don't turn this into 06' all over again.

 

[Bucklion]

I could watch a month of Barcelona soccer games and not see as much faking and whining as I see from Wade in 5 minutes.

 

[Jake]

Travelling? What's that?

Need more room, just slide your pivot foot, DWade.

 

[Flocka]

With all the dexterity of a whimsical fresh water sea horse JJ Barea is on a riveting adventure of legacy making known as the NBA Finals!

Bill Walton cracks me up.

 

[Bucklion]

Bill Walton cracks me up.

Dude still has some of that '76 spleef in his closet, I think.