Headlines You'll Likely See in 2012

[OH10]

"Lindsey Lohan found naked and dead in a hotel room from an apparent overdose of cocaine and semen."

 

[Mike80]

Casey Anthony porn sells most copies ever. Bearded man in Newark given credit for sales boost.

 

[Jake]

"Ohio State Defeats Michigan for the Seventh time in Eight Years"

 

[3074326]

"Local man arrested for attempted burglary"

 

[ScriptOhio]

It will be deja vu all over again....

 

[Mac]

"ESPN's sources say......"

 

[darbypitcher22]

It will be deja vu all over again....

This would be nice :)

 

[buckeyebri]

"Colts Select Andrew Luck with First Pick in NFL Draft"

 

[darbypitcher22]

Blue Jackets fire Scott Arniel

 

[Mike80]

"Colts Select Andrew Luck with First Pick in NFL Draft"

Yeah the ESPN donkeys were screeching about how the Colts would take RGIII if they were picking second - completely disregarding the fact the Rams would be picking first and NOT picking a QB.

 

[Muck]

Former Penn State Defensive Coordinator Jerry Sandusky found dead.

 

[Nostradamus]

I got nothing...

 

[FrancisSoyer]

After record breaking rookie campaign, Cam Newton really sucks.

 

[buckeyebri]

"Tebow Cut"

After the last couple of games, the magic has gone.....

 

[darbypitcher22]

Gas jumps to $4 a gallon