Headlines you won't see in 2012

[Mike80]

"Penn State fans voted most realistic fanbase among all Big Ten schools"

"Casey Anthony to make porno flick. Bearded man in Newark buys stock in company producing the film"

"Tim Tebow challenges Bill Maher to MMA bout"

"Bill Maher accepts MMA Bout"

"Bill Maher wins by TKO in MMA bout with Tebow"

"Jerry Sandusky acquitted on all charges"

 

[buckeyboy]

Brady Hoke wins the Boston Marathon in a cakewalk

 

[localyokel]

Brady Hoke wins the Boston Marathon in a cakewalk

Pretty sure a headline somewhere might feature Brady Hoke and cake...

 

[buckeyboy]

Pretty sure a headline somewhere might feature Brady Hoke and cake...

Very true

 

[darbypitcher22]

"Honduran gymnasts win gold in London Olympics"

 

[buckeyebri]

'ESPiN CFB Duo Admit to Bias Poll Voting"

"Lou Holtz Doesn't Spit While Saying S's"

"Stephen A. Smith Makes A Valid Point Without Yelling"

 

[Mike80]

"Baylor ranked #1 in total defense"

 

[Bucknut24]

"Baylor stars sweep defensive awards"

 

[Jake]

"Colts set to host Rams in Super Bowl XLVI"

 

[DaddyBigBucks]

"Clarity hands over control of BP to DaddyBigBucks, citing 'sparkling personality, popularity and charismatic leadership'"

 

[TooTall]

"JoePa poops his pants, AGAIN!"

Wait.... OHHHH!!!! Headlines you WON'T see in 2012. Got it.

 

[Romanowski]

"Stephen A. Smith Makes A Valid Point"

FIFY

"Miami Heat Win NBA Title"

 

[darbypitcher22]

Skip Bayless admits fellow 1st and 10 candidates have valid viewpoints from time to time

 

[buckeyebri]

Madonna Scores with Halftime Performance at Super Bowl

 

[buckeyebri]

Skip Bayless admits fellow 1st and 10 candidates have valid viewpoints from time to time

1st and 10 candidates admit Skip Bayless has had a valid viewpoint