Headlines You Don't See Every Day (outside of Florida)

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What a horses’ ass.

 

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“Stable”

I laughed.

 

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If you thought that was bad, you’ll need to post that gif 10x after this one!

 

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Man or woman? Because I haven't seen the Nacho Bitch in 3 days.

 

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Jennings man charged with obscenity at local Sonic

A man has been arrested after allegedly exposing himself to an employee at a Sonic drive-in on Elton Road in Jennings on Sept. 22, officials said.

www.klfy.com

JENNINGS, La. (KLFY) — A man has been arrested after allegedly exposing himself to an employee at a Sonic drive-in on Elton Road in Jennings on Sept. 22, officials said.

Mitchell Higginbotham, was arrested and booked into the Jefferson Davis Parish Jail on charges of obscenity and driving under suspension.

Officers with the Jennings Police Department responded to the fast-food restaurant at approximately 4:40 p.m. following a report of inappropriate conduct. Police then identified Higginbotham.

According to authorities, the incident occurred when a Sonic employee walked up to a vehicle in the parking lot to address a payment system issue. The driver exposed himself and engaged in inappropriate conduct toward her before leaving the area.

 

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Man arrested in city hall rape, robbery • Unfiltered with Kiran

A 67-year-old Baton Rouge man is accused of sexually assaulting and then robbing another man in a men's room at city hall.

unfilteredwithkiran.com

BATON ROUGE — Police have arrested a 67-year-old man accused of sexually assaulting another man in a city hall bathroom in September.

Alfred Richardson was booked Monday with second-degree rape and simple robbery, according to his arrest warrant.

The victim told police that he first encountered his attacker in a bathroom at city hall on Sept. 16. The man asked about possible housing and the victim said he would go to his office to get information and would meet the man in the lobby to provide it to him, the warrant said.

The victim did that, providing information from the Council on Aging as well as his own business card and $20 from his own wallet for the man’s bus fare, the warrant said.

In the bathroom, the attacker forced the victim to perform oral sex. Before he left, he demanded more money from the victim, claiming he had provided the victim “with a service,” the warrant said. The victim handed over more than $60, the warrant said.

On Sept. 30, the victim got a call from a voice that he recognized as his attacker. The caller left a voicemail, and police were able to trace the caller’s number, the warrant said.

 

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Man returning from Cuba arrested at MIA after smuggling 10 birds in underwear, complaint says

A man returning from Cuba was arrested at Miami International Airport after he was found smuggling live birds in his underwear, authorities said.

www.nbcmiami.com

A man returning to South Florida from Cuba was arrested at Miami International Airport after he was found smuggling live birds in his underwear, authorities said.

Alberto Hernandez Castillo, 40, was charged with smuggling goods into the United States.

According to authorities, on Monday, Hernandez Castillo, who is a Cuban and a legal permanent resident of the U.S., arrived at MIA on Atlantic Flight 503 from Havana.

A complaint said that Hernandez Castillo was picked for a second inspection by a U.S. Customs and Border Protections officer.

During the inspection, Hernandez Castillo said he had one carry-on and one fanny pack, and was given a Customs Entry Form, which he answered "no" to all questions related to bringing any animals or wildlife into the U.S., the complaint said.

When the officer searched Hernandez Castillo's belongings, the complaint said, there was no contraband.

When officers asked about his travel, they noticed that Hernandez Castillo had an unexplained bulge on the front of his waistband, and he appeared to get nervous, the complaint said.

Officers then performed a pat-down and found that Hernandez Castillo was hiding six cylindrical clear plastic containers that were wrapped in tape and sewn into his underwear, the complaint said.

After examining the tubes, the complaint said, each tube held live birds.

Hernandez Castillo had a total of 10 birds that he hid in those tubes, and he claimed that they were for his "Personal use," the complaint said.

It was determined that Hernandez Castillo did not have the proper documents to import the birds, and he was arrested.

 

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Man returning from Cuba arrested at MIA after smuggling 10 birds in underwear, complaint says

A man returning from Cuba was arrested at Miami International Airport after he was found smuggling live birds in his underwear, authorities said.

www.nbcmiami.com

These stories come up intermittently, and I’m always amazed that people think that they can do it (maybe some actually succeed?).

 

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(maybe some actually succeed?).

I’ve smuggled several grand worth of tomatoes from Pizzutello

 

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Sexually transmitted diarrhea?

Sexually transmitted diarrhea is on the rise — and it’s morphing into a drug-resistant superbug

The infection is evolving into something that’s “close to untreatable,” one expert said.

nypost.com