Headlines You Don't See Every Day (outside of Florida)

[ScriptOhio]

Man caught with cocaine stash under toupee in Colombia

Suspect tried to smuggle more than €10,000 of cocaine from Cartagena to Amsterdam, Colombian authorities said.

www.bbc.com

Man arrested trying to smuggle cocaine under toupee​

A Colombian national was caught trying to smuggle drugs hidden under a toupee, while boarding a flight from Cartagena to Amsterdam on February 20. The wig contained 19 cocaine capsules, a shipment valued at more than €10,000 (£8,290), authorities said. The suspect was arrested and placed at the disposal of the Attorney General's Office for the crime of trafficking, manufacturing and carrying narcotic substances.

 

[DubCoffman62]

This happened when I lived there, it was hilarious

https://chicagoreader.com/news/news-of-the-weird-775/

 

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]

 

[zbuck]

That's how we handle our shit here in South Carolina.

Given the options I think he's making a good choice.

 

[sparcboxbuck]

That's how we handle our shit here in South Carolina.

Given the options I think he's making a good choice.

Where are you at in SC? Have looked at Greenville and Columbia areas for potential retirement locations.

 

[zbuck]

Where are you at in SC? Have looked at Greenville and Columbia areas for potential retirement locations.

Charleston. Would gladly give you my opinion of our fine state.

 

[sparcboxbuck]

Charleston. Would gladly give you my opinion of our fine state.

I’ll ping you in a private message so as to not hose the thread.

 

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]

 

[JohnnyCockfight]

Poor girl broke a lot of body parts, including her pelvic bone. Hopefully they can get it back to the way it was before the accident:

 

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]

Poor girl broke a lot of body parts, including her pelvic bone. Hopefully they can get it back to the way it was before the accident:

I’ll help her jog her memory

 

[Herb Kirkstreit]

Poor girl broke a lot of body parts, including her pelvic bone. Hopefully they can get it back to the way it was before the accident:

I’d dip a chip in that ass.

 

[ScriptOhio]

NJ police chief accused of pooping by desks, spiking coffee with Viagra

A New Jersey police chief is accused of defecating by desks, spiking others’ coffee with Viagra and other harassment. North Bergen Police Department chief Robert Farley, who was sworn in as chief in February 2024, is the subject of a complaint by five officers who are planning to sue the...

www.yahoo.com

NJ police chief accused of pooping by desks, spiking coffee with Viagra​

A New Jersey police chief is accused of defecating by desks, spiking others’ coffee with Viagra and other harassment.

North Bergen Police Department chief Robert Farley, who was sworn in as chief in February 2024, is the subject of a complaint by five officers who are planning to sue the township for Farley’s alleged retaliation, discrimination, sexual misconduct and harassment, NJ.com reported Wednesday.

The complaint alleges a hostile workplace that includes juvenile pranks, like putting firecrackers under chairs, to acts bordering on criminal like dosing the office coffee with drugs like Viagra and Adderall and jabbing a needle into an officer’s penis.

N.J. police chief accused of turning department into 'Animal House'

"I have never seen anything like this," said attorney Patrick Toscano, who represents five officers who intend to sue North Bergen Police Chief Robert Farley.

www.nbcnews.com

NJ police chief’s alleged sick pranks — including stomach-turning bathroom behavior — revealed in images and court docs

“He also was fond of scraping fluids from his underwear onto people seated in [his] office,” the court documents alleged.

nypost.com

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

It can't be easy pooping on a desk.. I generally fall trying to step on the chair to get up on the desk

 

[gregorylee]

must've been some really hard poop

 

[Thump]

Sounds like a sticky situation.