Headlines You Don't See Every Day (outside of Florida)

[ExpatAkronite]

Think I could get a discount on my next transplant surgery if I let Pepsi print their logo on my new organ?

Could give a liver transplant a new spin. "You know, sponsoring a liver transplant could give you guys another 20 years of steady sales".

 

[Jaxbuck]

Think I could get a discount on my next transplant surgery if I let Pepsi print their logo on my new organ?

I guess if you are getting a transplant, this one would be big enough for them to be able to spell out "Pepsi"?

 

[Oh8ch]

I already made $200 by allowing "mccormick and schmick's" to tattoo their name on my flacid penis.

 

[Jaxbuck]

I already made $200 by allowing "mccormick and schmick's" to tattoo their name on my flacid penis.

They start at your ankle?

 

[ExpatAkronite]

I already made $200 by allowing "mccormick and schmick's" to tattoo their name on my flacid penis.

As an aside...I had no idea how big M&S had grown (kind of a WTF moment). They're based here but closed the original location about 10 years ago (the only I ever went to). Somewhere I probably still have a copy of one of their seafood guides for new employees. Pretty impressive.

 

[Jaxbuck]

I had no idea how big M&S had grown

don't encourage him

 

[ExpatAkronite]

don't encourage him

yeah, probably could have worded that differently.

 

[Jagdaddy]

Think I could get a discount on my next transplant surgery if I let Pepsi print their logo on my new organ?

Just don't go with ADIDAS. If it's cold, it reduces to AIDS.

 

[Jagdaddy]

Woman cuts off cop, parks in police chief’s spot while smoking weed and talking on phone

http://www.thecannabist.co/2017/12/07/long-island-smoking-weed-court/94092/

Other odd weed-related headlines linked to the article as well.

 

[bukIpower]

I already made $200 by allowing "mccormick and schmick's" to tattoo their name on my flacid penis.

I'd be more impressed if it was M&S while flaccid and McCormick and Schmick's when erect

 

[Oh8ch]

I'd be more impressed if it was M&S while flaccid and McCormick and Schmick's when erect

When erect you can read their complete lunch and dinner menu.

 

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[Jaxbuck]

She fell for the old Ostrich farm in Uganda trick did she?

That is almost as old as the date brick

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

I want to party with that guy.