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ScriptOhio said:
Putnam County man bit on tongue while trying to kiss rattlesnake, neighbor says

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A Putnam County man was trying to kiss a rattlesnake when it bit him on the tongue, neighbors told Action News Jax.

Ron Reinold was flown to the hospital by helicopter in critical condition after he was bit by the rattlesnake on Tuesday.

Family said Reinold is doing much better Wednesday and is expected to survive.

Entire article: http://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/l...gue-by-rattlesnake-in-putnam-county/523267313
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I'm guessing drugs or alcohol were involved (or both)
 
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ScriptOhio said:
Putnam County man bit on tongue while trying to kiss rattlesnake, neighbor says

RON%20REINOLDS_20170517191422567_8082293_ver1.0_640_360.JPG


A Putnam County man was trying to kiss a rattlesnake when it bit him on the tongue, neighbors told Action News Jax.

Ron Reinold was flown to the hospital by helicopter in critical condition after he was bit by the rattlesnake on Tuesday.

Family said Reinold is doing much better Wednesday and is expected to survive.

Entire article: http://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/l...gue-by-rattlesnake-in-putnam-county/523267313
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And this is why I've always strictly maintained platonic relationships with rattlesnakes--they don't respond well to French-kissing.

In general, dating outside of your species never ends well.
 
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Oh8ch said:
A pet that someone wants to take on an airplane.
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So since he isn't allowed back into Thailand maybe I should try to sneak @Fungo Squiggly on board as my emotional support weasel?

As long as he doesn't freak the fuck out and bite anyone on the plane, it might work.

Woody knows they'll believe I need to emotional support
 
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Jaxbuck said:
So since he isn't allowed back into Thailand maybe I should try to sneak @Fungo Squiggly on board as my emotional support weasel?

As long as he doesn't freak the fuck out and bite anyone on the plane, it might work.

Woody knows they'll believe I need to emotional support
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I can promise anything. I do have an appetite for stewardesses.
 
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