Headlines You Don't See Every Day (outside of Florida)

[JohnnyCockfight]

That's like a 5 on the Florida scale

So I looked to see if there was further information, and there is. She was an anesthesiologist and she was found naked in the freezer. That bumps it up a point or 2.

 

[Jaxbuck]

So I looked to see if there was further information, and there is. She was an anesthesiologist and she was found naked in the freezer. That bumps it up a point or 2.

See that's why you do some homework. That's the kind of useful information that should be in the headline of any properly written Florida Man event.

A Florida anesthesiologist was found naked and frozen to death in a Dollar Store freezer.....now we know what the hell is going on.

 

[Oh8ch]

See that's why you do some homework. That's the kind of useful information that should be in the headline of any properly written Florida Man event.

A Florida anesthesiologist was found naked and frozen to death in a Dollar Store freezer.....now we know what the hell is going on.

Dollar Store gave it away that it was Florida.

Had it read Trader Joe's I would have guessed somewere in the Midwest. Whole Foods would have put it in the heart of New England.

 

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]

Dollar Store gave it away that it was Florida.

Had it read Trader Joe's I would have guessed somewere in the Midwest. Whole Foods would have put it in the heart of New England.

Erewhon, Los Angeles