• Follow us on Twitter @buckeyeplanet and @bp_recruiting, like us on Facebook! Enjoy a post or article, recommend it to others! BP is only as strong as its community, and we only promote by word of mouth, so share away!
  • Consider registering! Fewer and higher quality ads, no emails you don't want, access to all the forums, download game torrents, private messages, polls, Sportsbook, etc. Even if you just want to lurk, there are a lot of good reasons to register!

Headlines You Don't See Every Day (outside of Florida)

Woman passes gas in store, then pulls knife on an offended customer, cops say

Passing gas in public is often embarrassing. But for a Dania Beach woman, doing so while waiting in line at a Dollar General store led to her arrest on a charge of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon without intent to kill.

It’s what police say she did after a man in line complained about the act that led to the charge.

According to a Broward Sheriff’s Office complaint affidavit, Shanetta Yvette Wilson, 37, was in the checkout line at the Dollar General store on 120 S. Federal Hwy in Dania Beach on Sunday evening. John Walker, the customer standing next to her, got into a verbal dispute “in reference to the defendant farting loudly,” according to the affidavit.

Wilson allegedly pulled a small “lock back knife” from her purse, “opened the knife and told the victim she was going to ‘gut’ him,” the police report said.

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/broward/article222261645.html
 
Upvote 0
Masturbating Otter Is Dead

Eddie the sea otter, talented at jerking off and respected for his uncanny ability to dunk toys into a basketball hoop, has passed away at the ripe old age of 20. He really knew how to have fun.

The Oregon Zoo announced the ottererotic zoo-dweller’s passing on Thursday. According to the zoo’s press release, Eddie was rescued as a pup from the coast of California in 1998 and arrived at his Oregon enclosure in 2000, where he remained until he was euthanized on Thursday.



Entire article: https://jezebel.com/masturbating-otter-is-dead-1831247924
 
Upvote 0
@Fungo Squiggly, let me add to that:

Zambia seizes 'erection-causing' energy drink

Authorities in Zambia have ordered a local manufacturer to stop the production and distribution of an energy drink that reportedly caused a prolonged erection in a man.

The move comes after the Uganda National Drug Authority (NDA) said in a letter dated 28 December that it had tested samples from a bottle of Natural Power SX after a customer complained of constant sweating and an erection lasting nearly six hours.

NDA said the drink contained sildenafil citrate used to treat erectile dysfunction.


(link)
 
Upvote 0
Guess which state...

Woman Busted For Dancing Naked Outside Waffle House, Licking Man's Face

freedomzobrist.jpg
 
Upvote 0
Back
Top