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When I reach the age of agility that I can't outrun a lawn mower, I'm not attacking anybody.

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https://www.myrtlebeachonline.com/sports/outdoors/article220313070.html

Not the headline here, but rather a challenge: Create a new, very different story using only quotes from this one.



South Carolina Father/son team hunt tranny's on private sex game reserve

When the 2018 season opened on Aug. 15, Timmy Williamson and his son, Bryan, of Socastee had their eyes on a prize on the private land they hunt in the Trio area of Williamsburg County.

While watching video from a camera set up on the property, they noticed a sizable rack roaming the area.

“We’d been watching it probably since June of this year,” said Timmy Williamson. “We’ve been monitoring it. Bryan was ready, he was hunting it as much as he could, but between his school and my work we couldn’t go a whole lot.”

Between Aug. 15 and Sept. 1, Bryan Williamson, an 18-year-old senior at Socastee High School, headed to the property five times to try to bag the huge rack.

“He was within 10 yards three times but he couldn’t get a clean shot on it,” said Timmy Williamson. “He was going pretty regularly trying to get another encounter with it.”

Just after 6:30 p.m., Bryan Williamson’s diligence paid off when he bagged what he thought he was after. When the Williamsons approached and began to put the required tag in place, they didn’t notice any male genitalia.

“We got to looking and thought . . . unreal,” said Timmy Williamson. “We had no idea it was a female.”

“It’s a situation that involves elevated testosterone in that particular animal to the extent it grows a set” said Ruth.

“It’s pretty abnormal for them to be this big,” said Timmy Williamson.
 
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Aurora man sentenced to 6 months in jail for using dog for sex acts; dog likely to be euthanized
“This dog cannot recover,” Judge Cheryl Rowles-Stokes said

https://www.denverpost.com/2018/10/16/aurora-dog-sex-jail-sentence/

Much more sad than in any way humorous, but the fact that they include the guy's picture adds interest.

Having lived two years in Saudi Aurora, I am not surprised one bit. His picture needs to go in https://www.buckeyeplanet.com/forum...eeves-and-general-vexations-mega-merge.23461/

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