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Hawk and Mangold Apartment Robbed!!

About 100 movies stolen? What's the big deal, people? I own a hundred movies myself, and I don't even like movies.

Let's just hope these estimates weren't made by Maurice Clarett, Insurance Adjustor.
 
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Here is the entire report, I didn't think it was a good ideal to show the address. So I blanked all mentions of the address. There was a total of $9,175 in property stolen.

<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="624"><tbody><tr><td align="center">Columbus, OH Division of Police

</td> </tr> <tr> <td align="center"> Unofficial Web Report

</td> </tr> <tr> <td> <table id="tblMain" style="border-top: thick ridge black;" border="1" bordercolor="white" cellspacing="3"> <tbody><tr> <td style="width: 83px; height: 23px;">Case #</td> <td style="height: 23px;">051064768 </td> <td style="height: 23px;">Title</td> <td style="height: 23px;">Burglary - Zone 4</td> </tr> <tr valign="top"> <td style="width: 83px; height: 40px;">Report #</td> <td style="height: 40px;">051064768.1</td> <td style="height: 40px;">Subject</td> <td style="height: 40px;">104 - Burglary - Zone 4</td> </tr> <tr> <td style="width: 83px;">Location</td> <td colspan="3">--- W Norwich Ave</td> </tr> <tr> <td style="width: 83px;">City</td> <td>Columbus</td> <td>Zone</td> <td>4</td> </tr> <tr> <td style="width: 83px;">Precinct</td> <td>4</td> <td>District</td> <td>42</td> </tr> <tr height="40" valign="top"> <td style="width: 83px;">Occurred</td> <td>11/22/2005 6:00:00 PM</td> <td>Between</td> <td>11/23/2005 8:00:00 PM</td> </tr> <tr> <td style="width: 83px;">Report Date</td> <td>11/28/2005 12:32:46 AM</td> <td>
</td> <td>
</td> </tr> <tr> <td style="width: 83px;">Reported By</td> <td>Officer Ryan </td> <td>Badge</td> <td>2343</td> </tr> </tbody></table>
Report Narrative
<table id="Table1" style="border-top: thick ridge black;" border="1" bordercolor="white"> <tbody><tr> <td>DISPATCHED TO THE ABOVE LOCATION TO INVESTIGATE THE REPORT OF A BURGLARY. UPON ARRIVAL THE VICTIMS STATED THAT ON THE ABOVE DATE AND TIMES, PERSONS UNKNOWN ENTERED THE HOME AND TOOK THE LISTED ITEMS.</td> </tr> </tbody></table>
Offenses
<table id="tblOffenses" style="border-top: thick ridge black;" border="1" bordercolor="White" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" width="500"> <tbody><tr> <td colspan="3" align="center" bgcolor="#eeeeee">Offense #1</td> </tr><tr> <td colspan="3" height="25">
</td> </tr><tr> <td bgcolor="LightGrey">Offense Description</td><td width="124">
</td><td align="center" bgcolor="LightGrey">Completed</td> </tr><tr> <td align="left">Burglary</td><td width="144">
</td><td align="center">Y</td> </tr><tr> <td colspan="3" bgcolor="Black">
</td> </tr><tr> <td colspan="3" height="25">
</td> </tr> </tbody></table>
Victims
<table id="tblVictims" style="border-top: thick ridge black;" border="1" bordercolor="White" width="500"> <tbody><tr> <td colspan="3" align="center" bgcolor="#eeeeee">Victim #1</td> </tr><tr> <td colspan="3">Individual</td> </tr><tr> <td align="left" bgcolor="LightGrey" width="48">Name</td><td width="154">
</td><td align="right" bgcolor="LightGrey">Gender/Race/Age</td> </tr><tr> <td colspan="2">HAWK, AARON </td><td align="right">M / W / 21</td> </tr><tr> <td align="left" bgcolor="LightGrey" width="55">Address</td><td width="245">
</td> </tr><tr> <td colspan="3">--- W Norwich Ave</td> </tr><tr> <td colspan="3">Columbus, OH 43201</td> </tr><tr> <td colspan="3" bgcolor="Black">
</td> </tr><tr> <td colspan="3" height="25">
</td> </tr><tr> <td colspan="3" align="center" bgcolor="#dcdcdc">Victim #2</td> </tr><tr> <td colspan="3">Individual</td> </tr><tr> <td align="left" bgcolor="LightGrey" width="48">Name</td><td width="154">
</td><td align="right" bgcolor="LightGrey">Gender/Race/Age</td> </tr><tr> <td colspan="2">MANGOLD, NICHOLAS </td><td align="right">M / W / 21</td> </tr><tr> <td align="left" bgcolor="LightGrey" width="55">Address</td><td width="245">
</td> </tr><tr> <td colspan="3">--- W Norwich Ave</td> </tr><tr> <td colspan="3">Columbus, OH 43201</td> </tr><tr> <td colspan="3" bgcolor="Black">
</td> </tr><tr> <td colspan="3" height="25">
</td> </tr><tr> <td colspan="3" align="center" bgcolor="#eeeeee">Victim #3</td> </tr><tr> <td colspan="3">Individual</td> </tr><tr> <td align="left" bgcolor="LightGrey" width="48">Name</td><td width="154">
</td><td align="right" bgcolor="LightGrey">Gender/Race/Age</td> </tr><tr> <td colspan="2">THOMAS, JONATHAN </td><td align="right">M / W / 22</td> </tr><tr> <td align="left" bgcolor="LightGrey" width="55">Address</td><td width="245">
</td> </tr><tr> <td colspan="3">--- W Norwich Ave</td> </tr><tr> <td colspan="3">Columbus, OH 43201</td> </tr><tr> <td colspan="3" bgcolor="Black">
</td> </tr><tr> <td colspan="3" height="25">
</td> </tr> </tbody></table>
Arrestees
<table id="tblArrestees" style="border-top: thick ridge black;" border="1" bordercolor="White" width="500"> <tbody><tr> <td colspan="3" align="center">No Arrestees Reported</td> </tr> </tbody></table>
Property
<table id="tblProperty" style="border-top: thick ridge black;" border="1" bordercolor="White" width="500"> <tbody><tr> <td colspan="3" align="center" bgcolor="#eeeeee">Property Item #1</td> </tr><tr> <td colspan="3">Bills - Misc./Assorted</td> </tr><tr> <td align="left" bgcolor="LightGrey">Manufacturer</td><td align="center" bgcolor="LightGrey">Model</td> </tr><tr> <td>N/A</td><td align="center">N/A</td><td align="right">
</td> </tr><tr> <td align="left" bgcolor="LightGrey">Description</td><td width="245">
</td><td align="right" bgcolor="LightGrey">Value</td> </tr><tr> <td colspan="2">CASH</td><td align="right">$3000.00</td> </tr><tr> <td colspan="3" bgcolor="Black">
</td> </tr><tr> <td colspan="3" height="25">
</td> </tr><tr> <td colspan="3" align="center" bgcolor="#dcdcdc">Property Item #2</td> </tr><tr> <td colspan="3">Recording - DVD</td> </tr><tr> <td align="left" bgcolor="LightGrey">Manufacturer</td><td align="center" bgcolor="LightGrey">Model</td> </tr><tr> <td>N/A</td><td align="center">N/A</td><td align="right">
</td> </tr><tr> <td align="left" bgcolor="LightGrey">Description</td><td width="245">
</td><td align="right" bgcolor="LightGrey">Value</td> </tr><tr> <td colspan="2">MISC. MOVIES</td><td align="right">$450.00</td> </tr><tr> <td colspan="3" bgcolor="Black">
</td> </tr><tr> <td colspan="3" height="25">
</td> </tr><tr> <td colspan="3" align="center" bgcolor="#eeeeee">Property Item #3</td> </tr><tr> <td colspan="3">Computer - Other</td> </tr><tr> <td align="left" bgcolor="LightGrey">Manufacturer</td><td align="center" bgcolor="LightGrey">Model</td> </tr><tr> <td>N/A</td><td align="center">N/A</td><td align="right">
</td> </tr><tr> <td align="left" bgcolor="LightGrey">Description</td><td width="245">
</td><td align="right" bgcolor="LightGrey">Value</td> </tr><tr> <td colspan="2">LAPTOP</td><td align="right">$1500.00</td> </tr><tr> <td colspan="3" bgcolor="Black">
</td> </tr><tr> <td colspan="3" height="25">
</td> </tr><tr> <td colspan="3" align="center" bgcolor="#dcdcdc">Property Item #4</td> </tr><tr> <td colspan="3">Watch</td> </tr><tr> <td align="left" bgcolor="LightGrey">Manufacturer</td><td align="center" bgcolor="LightGrey">Model</td> </tr><tr> <td>GUCCI</td><td align="center">N/A</td><td align="right">
</td> </tr><tr> <td align="left" bgcolor="LightGrey">Description</td><td width="245">
</td><td align="right" bgcolor="LightGrey">Value</td> </tr><tr> <td colspan="2">WATCH</td><td align="right">$500.00</td> </tr><tr> <td colspan="3" bgcolor="Black">
</td> </tr><tr> <td colspan="3" height="25">
</td> </tr><tr> <td colspan="3" align="center" bgcolor="#eeeeee">Property Item #5</td> </tr><tr> <td colspan="3">Video Game/Video Game Accessories</td> </tr><tr> <td align="left" bgcolor="LightGrey">Manufacturer</td><td align="center" bgcolor="LightGrey">Model</td> </tr><tr> <td>MICROSOFT</td><td align="center">X-BOX</td><td align="right">
</td> </tr><tr> <td align="left" bgcolor="LightGrey">Description</td><td width="245">
</td><td align="right" bgcolor="LightGrey">Value</td> </tr><tr> <td colspan="2">GAME</td><td align="right">$250.00</td> </tr><tr> <td colspan="3" bgcolor="Black">
</td> </tr><tr> <td colspan="3" height="25">
</td> </tr><tr> <td colspan="3" align="center" bgcolor="#dcdcdc">Property Item #6</td> </tr><tr> <td colspan="3">Video Game/Video Game Accessories</td> </tr><tr> <td align="left" bgcolor="LightGrey">Manufacturer</td><td align="center" bgcolor="LightGrey">Model</td> </tr><tr> <td>SONY</td><td align="center">PLAYSTATION</td><td align="right">
</td> </tr><tr> <td align="left" bgcolor="LightGrey">Description</td><td width="245">
</td><td align="right" bgcolor="LightGrey">Value</td> </tr><tr> <td colspan="2">GAME</td><td align="right">$250.00</td> </tr><tr> <td colspan="3" bgcolor="Black">
</td> </tr><tr> <td colspan="3" height="25">
</td> </tr><tr> <td colspan="3" align="center" bgcolor="#eeeeee">Property Item #7</td> </tr><tr> <td colspan="3">Recording - DVD</td> </tr><tr> <td align="left" bgcolor="LightGrey">Manufacturer</td><td align="center" bgcolor="LightGrey">Model</td> </tr><tr> <td>N/A</td><td align="center">N/A</td><td align="right">
</td> </tr><tr> <td align="left" bgcolor="LightGrey">Description</td><td width="245">
</td><td align="right" bgcolor="LightGrey">Value</td> </tr><tr> <td colspan="2">MISC MOVIES</td><td align="right">$150.00</td> </tr><tr> <td colspan="3" bgcolor="Black">
</td> </tr><tr> <td colspan="3" height="25">
</td> </tr><tr> <td colspan="3" align="center" bgcolor="#dcdcdc">Property Item #8</td> </tr><tr> <td colspan="3">Computer - Other</td> </tr><tr> <td align="left" bgcolor="LightGrey">Manufacturer</td><td align="center" bgcolor="LightGrey">Model</td> </tr><tr> <td>TOSHIBA</td><td align="center">N/A</td><td align="right">
</td> </tr><tr> <td align="left" bgcolor="LightGrey">Description</td><td width="245">
</td><td align="right" bgcolor="LightGrey">Value</td> </tr><tr> <td colspan="2">LAPTOP</td><td align="right">$2000.00</td> </tr><tr> <td colspan="3" bgcolor="Black">
</td> </tr><tr> <td colspan="3" height="25">
</td> </tr><tr> <td colspan="3" align="center" bgcolor="#eeeeee">Property Item #9</td> </tr><tr> <td colspan="3">Video Game/Video Game Accessories</td> </tr><tr> <td align="left" bgcolor="LightGrey">Manufacturer</td><td align="center" bgcolor="LightGrey">Model</td> </tr><tr> <td>MICROSOFT</td><td align="center">X-BOX</td><td align="right">
</td> </tr><tr> <td align="left" bgcolor="LightGrey">Description</td><td width="245">
</td><td align="right" bgcolor="LightGrey">Value</td> </tr><tr> <td colspan="2">GAME</td><td align="right">$250.00</td> </tr><tr> <td colspan="3" bgcolor="Black">
</td> </tr><tr> <td colspan="3" height="25">
</td> </tr><tr> <td colspan="3" align="center" bgcolor="#dcdcdc">Property Item #10</td> </tr><tr> <td colspan="3">Recording - DVD</td> </tr><tr> <td align="left" bgcolor="LightGrey">Manufacturer</td><td align="center" bgcolor="LightGrey">Model</td> </tr><tr> <td>N/A</td><td align="center">N/A</td><td align="right">
</td> </tr><tr> <td align="left" bgcolor="LightGrey">Description</td><td width="245">
</td><td align="right" bgcolor="LightGrey">Value</td> </tr><tr> <td colspan="2">MISC MOVIES</td><td align="right">$825.00</td> </tr><tr> <td colspan="3" bgcolor="Black">
</td> </tr><tr> </tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table>
 
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Besides, Clarett could never get a job at an insurance company - unless he's janitor.

WHOA DUDE, NOT COOL!

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Don't talk about janitors like that.
 
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And people have been wondering why they may have waited to think it over before reporting it to authorities...

Why? Because they should care more about what some bed-wetting, mouth-breathing jackasses in that state up north think than about being able to file insurance claims and maybe even catch the bastard and get their shit back?
 
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