Deety
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A while ago there was an alien race in a far away galaxy. Their leader was the emperor Zerdon, who was identified as a male in that species since he urinated while standing on all five legs.
Zerdon led an invasion of the planet Kablooey, whose inferior forces were quickly overwhelmed. While Zerdon was surveying the conquered city, he spotted a Kablooeyan that caught his interest. Her name was Surpa, and while she was not considered to be attractive to those on Kablooey, Zerdon was fascinated by her five large breasts and three tongues.
Zerdon brought her back to his home planet of Wannaphuc, and made her his queen. They lived happily together for a year, but then Wannaphuc was attacked by superior forces, forcing an evacuation. Zerdon and the pregnant Surpa escaped, but their spaceship was damaged.
They managed to crash-land on a planet called Earth, near a small city called Ann Arbor. Their vehicle still had a functioning cloaking device, so they decided to observe the locals before leaving the spaceship. It was obvious to both of them that the local inhabitants were nothing more than imbeciles and losers.
At this time, Surpa starting going into labor, as all five of her breasts has swelled to extreme proportions. Zerdon could tell from the instrument readings that the atmosphere on Earth would be fatal to both himself and Surpa, but an offspring of their combined genetic code might survive.
After discussing the matter, they decided to use the ejection pod to leave the terrible area where they had landed. They set it to travel between 100 and 200 miles, in a southeasterly direction. The pod landed outside a small town in a place called Ohio. The pod had no cloaking capability, so Zerdon and Surpa were discovered soon after they landed. Zerdon was having trouble breathing, and Surpa was rapidly losing strength, but she managed to deliver a baby into his three arms.
Locals approached the alien couple when they heard the cries of the newborn. The strange pair were asked their names as they were gasping for helium, which was sorely lacking in the Earth's atmosphere. Taking their last breaths, they said "Zerrr.." and 'Surrp.." as they expired. The people of Ohio took the baby, named him Zurp in honor of his parents' last words, and raised him as their own.
This occurred 30 years ago today. Happy Birthday, Zurp!
Zerdon led an invasion of the planet Kablooey, whose inferior forces were quickly overwhelmed. While Zerdon was surveying the conquered city, he spotted a Kablooeyan that caught his interest. Her name was Surpa, and while she was not considered to be attractive to those on Kablooey, Zerdon was fascinated by her five large breasts and three tongues.
Zerdon brought her back to his home planet of Wannaphuc, and made her his queen. They lived happily together for a year, but then Wannaphuc was attacked by superior forces, forcing an evacuation. Zerdon and the pregnant Surpa escaped, but their spaceship was damaged.
They managed to crash-land on a planet called Earth, near a small city called Ann Arbor. Their vehicle still had a functioning cloaking device, so they decided to observe the locals before leaving the spaceship. It was obvious to both of them that the local inhabitants were nothing more than imbeciles and losers.
At this time, Surpa starting going into labor, as all five of her breasts has swelled to extreme proportions. Zerdon could tell from the instrument readings that the atmosphere on Earth would be fatal to both himself and Surpa, but an offspring of their combined genetic code might survive.
After discussing the matter, they decided to use the ejection pod to leave the terrible area where they had landed. They set it to travel between 100 and 200 miles, in a southeasterly direction. The pod landed outside a small town in a place called Ohio. The pod had no cloaking capability, so Zerdon and Surpa were discovered soon after they landed. Zerdon was having trouble breathing, and Surpa was rapidly losing strength, but she managed to deliver a baby into his three arms.
Locals approached the alien couple when they heard the cries of the newborn. The strange pair were asked their names as they were gasping for helium, which was sorely lacking in the Earth's atmosphere. Taking their last breaths, they said "Zerrr.." and 'Surrp.." as they expired. The people of Ohio took the baby, named him Zurp in honor of his parents' last words, and raised him as their own.
This occurred 30 years ago today. Happy Birthday, Zurp!
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LoKyBuckeye
I give up. This board is too hard to understand.
several hours late... but Happy Birthday Zurp!
:cheers:
:cheers:
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PrincessPeach
I want to ride my bicycle.
Oh... well, then... it's a good thing I did not wish you a happy birthday yesterday...
Of course, I'm just late with it, too... hope you had a good one. :)
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studepaber
Duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck
Hey, Happy Late B-Day man, people like you Zurp, they really like you. When I turn the big three-O (this year, ugh) I think I'll sit in a corner and cry for awhile.
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