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Happy Birthday Clarity, gobucks2073 and OSUScoonie12!!

Happy Birthday!!!

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Here is wishing you a happy birthday.


The horse and mule live thirty years
And never knows of wines and beers.
The goat and sheep at twenty die
Without a taste of scotch or rye.
The cow drinks water by the ton
And at eighteen is mostly done.
The dog at fifteen cashes in
Without the aid of rum or gin.
The modest, sober, bone-dry hen
Lays eggs for noggs and dies at ten.
But sinful, ginful, rum-soaked men
Survive three-score years and ten.
But some of the squirrels...though mighty few
Stay pickled 'til they're ninety-two.

So here's wishing you a Happy Liquid Birthday

Followed by an orgy!!

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