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BuckeyeNation27 said:
why dont i have AKAK's birthday off here at work? damn government.
I hear they decided to give us something called "President's Day" instead. What did they ever do compared to AKAK. I for one have never laughed at a message board posting by James K. Polk or debated the metaphysics of modern science with Calvin Coolidge.

F'n Presidents
 
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exhawg said:
If you're going to use Tucker Max you gotta go with the smack her on the ass and say "[font=Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular]run along now. Man talk."[/font]
I wanted to slap her in the head and say "shut the $#%@ up ... don't your batteries ever die"
 
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AKAK,

Happy B'day and enjoy one of these on me.

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Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday dear AKAK and all of your split personalities,
Happy Birthday to you.

And since I, like several of the afforementioned personalities, am of German ancestry:

Hoch soll er leben!
Hoch soll er leben!
Dreimal hoch!

Alles Gute zum Geburtstag!

I got you a card for your birthday. The 6 of clubs.
 
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Thanks for the song... and thanks for the....ummm... card... I'll keep it handy the next time I need to complete a flush..... on my toilet. :wink2:
 
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Why do I feel like that film should have a sticker that says 120% off. (Gwaltney math).

Anyway... AKAK's feeling a bit rough this morning.... he had a little too much Champagne/Beer/Tequila/Beer/Whisky/Beer/Gewurtztraminer.... but he did have a big pile of sushichics favorite dinner.... (And no, I'm not talking "Manfred's Von Liberwurst").

Uuuughhh.....
 
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