Halloween Candy? For the kids and for you.

[AKAK]

I wasn't sure if it would be from the paint chip crowd or the I gave some goofy shit crowd

Easy on the 'paint chip crowd' remarks there bud.

 

[OCBuckWife]

I spent too much time working Halloween in a mall. I love the holiday, I don't like the trick or treating. I try to have some candy just in case we get kids, but where I live is at the back of an unlit alley, parents tend to not want to walk down there. Fine by me really.

I get these if I can find em.

 

[Taosman]

C'Mon, OCBW! You just like to get your freak on! :tongue2: The candy is just the side show.

 

[OCBuckWife]

C'Mon, OCBW! You just like to get your freak on! :tongue2: The candy is just the side show.

I do indeed like to dress up. Not sure if that counts as "getting my freak on" and the candy isn't even a side show, it doesn't matter at all.

 

[Muck]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGdYhmFH-DQ"]The Guide To Trading Candy - YouTube[/ame]

I get these if I can find em.

Circus Peanuts

.../snip/...

Circus Peanuts are orangish, pinkish, squishy foam candies that are about as big as your thumb. They are, obviously, shaped like peanuts, though they taste less like peanuts than they do ass. Truthfully, Circus Peanuts don't really smell or taste like anything, which may lead to some confusion regarding how, exactly, they qualify as bad candy. Part of the answer lies in their utterly underwhelming flavor. Ingesting Circus Peanuts is kind of like digging your old bodyboard out of the basement, compressing it down into little turd shapes using your mighty vise-like grip, and eating it. In any case, they taste nothing like peanuts. Nor, coincidentally, do they taste like the circus. I imagine. Though in all honesty I've yet to lick a clown or elephant, so I can't be sure.

.../cont/...

 

[AKAK]

My kid was actually ticked she didn't get any old school candy corn... but, then, she's a little different.