Gymnastics+Karate=Gymkata

[DaytonBuck]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Mkl9rtttog"]YouTube - Gymkata movie trailer[/ame]

 

[Muck]

Worst

Movie

Ever

 

[DaytonBuck]

Plot

Jonathan Cabot (Thomas) is approached by the, "special intelligence agency (SIA)", to play, "the game". "The Game" is an athletic competition in the fictional country of Parmistan, a tiny mountain nation which is supposedly located in the Hindu Kush mountain range. Parmistan forces all foreigners to play the "the game", which is basically an endurance race with obstacles, all the while being chased by local Parmistan's warriors that look much like ninjas. If a person wins, then they are granted their life and a wish. The SIA wants Cabot to win the game so that he can use his wish to install a US satellite monitoring station, which could monitor all satellites in space and act as an early warning system in case of nuclear attack

Wikipedia

Parmistan sounds like a dish at the Olive Garden

 

[DaytonBuck]

Worst

Movie

Ever

Soul shattering experience

 

[Woodrow Wilson]

The SIA wants Cabot to win the game so that he can use his wish to install a US satellite monitoring station, which could monitor all satellites in space and act as an early warning system in case of nuclear attack

Damn. I wish I would have thought of that.

 

[martinss01]

The SIA wants Cabot to win the game so that he can use his wish to install a US satellite monitoring station, which could monitor all satellites in space and act as an early warning system in case of nuclear attack

i guess nasa told em no huh? ninjas, is there anything they can't do?

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

i guess nasa told em no huh? ninjas, is there anything they can't do?

pirates > ninjas

 

[BUCKYLE]

pirates > ninjas

Maybe in coolness, not in stealth killing...or regular killing for that matter.

 

[martinss01]

pirates > ninjas

don't say that around a ninja. they will totally go nuts and kill you. in fact, its highly unlikely that such a comment was made without their knowledge. which tells me your probably already dead but haven't realized it yet.

 

[OCBucksFan]

pirates > ninjas

>

 

[DaytonBuck]

gymnasts>pirates > ninjas

The SIA scoffs at your assessment

 

[MolGenBuckeye]

Okay, whose idea was it to put a pommel horse out in the courtyard? Next time let's just send an invitation out to the gymnast/ninja community...