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iambrutus

iambrutus

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    • everyone knows that in a group of friends, there is always someone that is the "odd man out". That one person that you seem to forget to call when you make last minute plans, the one guy who is the butt of the jokes. Basically that one guy that you keep around because he makes you laugh, usually at his own expense....

    Well apparently i'm that guy in the group of guys that i hang out with. We have a standing basketball game on tuesday nights. There usually anywhere from 8-16 guys that show up, but always the core group of 8. I called one of my buddies yesterday to make sure that we were still playing since it was Vday, and yes, everyone was going to be there. After giving the baby her bath and getting her ready for bed, i left for basketball. I drove the 35 minutes and got there a bit early which is normal. I went in the gym and nobody was there yet, again normal. After shooting around for what only seemed to be 5 minutes, I was shocked that nobody was there yet, and that it had been 15 minutes. I waited another 10 minutes and still nobody showed.

    I was the joke, i really hope that everyone got a good laugh... fuckers

    since everyone here is so sympathetic, i thought i would share... please begin my ball busting
     
    iambrutus said:
    everyone knows that in a group of friends, there is always someone that is the "odd man out". That one person that you seem to forget to call when you make last minute plans, the one guy who is the butt of the jokes. Basically that one guy that you keep around because he makes you laugh, usually at his own expense....

    Well apparently i'm that guy in the group of guys that i hang out with. We have a standing basketball game on tuesday nights. There usually anywhere from 8-16 guys that show up, but always the core group of 8. I called one of my buddies yesterday to make sure that we were still playing since it was Vday, and yes, everyone was going to be there. After giving the baby her bath and getting her ready for bed, i left for basketball. I drove the 35 minutes and got there a bit early which is normal. I went in the gym and nobody was there yet, again normal. After shooting around for what only seemed to be 5 minutes, I was shocked that nobody was there yet, and that it had been 15 minutes. I waited another 10 minutes and still nobody showed.

    I was the joke, i really hope that everyone got a good laugh... fuckers

    since everyone here is so sympathetic, i thought i would share... please begin my ball busting
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    why am I not surprised?
     
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    iambrutus said:
    i think so.... damn, i need to start haning out with people under 21 so that i can buy them beer and they will think i'm cool.... :biggrin:
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    I did that a couple years ago. We let a guy that went to my HS have parties at our apartment with his underage friends. The only thing more fun that drunk freshman chicks is being single around drunk freshman chicks.
    Unfortunately I wasn't. :evil:
     
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    iambrutus said:
    everyone knows that in a group of friends, there is always someone that is the "odd man out". That one person that you seem to forget to call when you make last minute plans, the one guy who is the butt of the jokes. Basically that one guy that you keep around because he makes you laugh, usually at his own expense....
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    This reminds me of some words of wisdom from one of my heroes, Mr. Dane Cook. So what's up Kare?! :wink:

    Dane Cook said:
    There is one person in every group of friends that nobody fucking likes. You basically keep them there to hate their guts. When that person is not around the rest of your little base camp, your hobby is cutting that person down. Example: Karen is always a douche bag. Every group has a Karen, and she's always a bag of douche. When she's not around, you just look at each other and go 'God Karen! She's such a douche bag!' Until she walks up and then you're like 'Hey what's up Kare?? Karrrreeee! What's up Kare?' There's always that one person. And those that disagree.. YOU'RE THE person! You're the person that nobody likes!
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