BUCKYLE
Lunatic Fringe
Being from Newark, going to a Clippers game was kind of a big deal. We only went to Columbus once or twice a month, and usually just to Eastland Mall then Red Lobster. Yeah, so I'm white trash. Anyway, when I was about twelve, I was a husky dude. So on the way to the game, my mom tells me it's DADN, and I remember getting my game face on. My previous record was five, and I knew I could beat that. They had the rule that you could only get five dogs per person. I walk up to the stand nearest my seat, order ten (I didn't know about the rule yet), and dude tells me five is the limit. So I take five, eat them, and decide I'm just gonna hit up another concession stand. So as I'm walking by the first stand I visitied, the dude working yells at me. "I know what you're up to, don't you go down there and buy more! You're only allowed five!!!"...so I took the fuck off running. I got five more, ate three, and paraded the other two in front of the dude that yelled at me. I may or may not have "walked like an Egyptian" in front of him, hot dog in each hand.
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