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Giovanni Strassini: A Football Fantasy

For continued developments, see the main thread.

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Talk about a self-made man.

Four days ago, a simple question was posed to a small (but committed) community of Ohio State football fans.

Did anyone among them remember Giovanni Strassini?

Oddly enough, no one did. It was odd because the most readily available information indicated that Strassini had achieved so much in his career. Initial research revealed that he had been a tight end for the Buckeyes from 1973 to 1977, an All-American in both football and baseball, had shared in the 1974 Rose Bowl win over the USC Trojans, was drafted by the Cleveland Browns before leaving the NFL to play minor league baseball, and eventually named to the Ohio State All-Century Team.

Quite a guy. No Chuck Csuri or anything, but still--pretty impressive.

As many former star athletes do, Strassini found a way to generate some discretionary income simply by being himself: showing up at organized events in and around Charlotte, North Carolina, signing autographs, glad-handing. Nothing wrong with that.

Within an hour of the original post, the jig was well on its way to being up. There was no record of him in the available Ohio State football record books. Nothing about his All-American status. Certainly nothing about him scoring that famous touchdown in the '76 Rose Bowl versus UCLA (apologies to Pete Johnson).

Amazingly, even the Ohio State University Archives office came up empty.

By e-mail, archivist Lindy Smith noted, "[Strassini] also doesn't appear in any of our campus directories, the campus newspaper, or the yearbook."

That's right. There is no record of a Giovanni Strassini having even been enrolled as a student at Ohio State in the mid-1970s.

At the same time that he kept coming up absent from the archives, the community kept finding more and more erroneous claims on Strassini's Facebook page, Twitter feed, and various other outlets. Pictures of a '74 Rose Bowl championship ring with the number 89 on it surfaced immediately (apologies to Lenny Willis et al).

Even a snippet on the Internet Movie Database listed Strassini as 'Himself - Ohio St. Buckeyes Tight End' in the 1976 TV Movie, 1976 Rose Bowl. For a guy with such a flair for the dramatic, you'd think he'd have starred in more pictures. Fakin' 2: Electric Google-oo, maybe.

In a wonderful turn of irony, the tool Strassini appeared to have used to pen his own legend - the internet - was exactly what looks to have exposed him as a charlatan.

One has to wonder where and how it all began. Was Strassini in a bar, spinning a drunken yarn of football glory that never was, when it occurred to him that there might be a future in that? Preposterous. But then, it's hard to come up with an explanation that isn't.

The ring is especially peculiar. It shows his name on the side next to a number that almost certainly wasn't his and is different in a number of specific ways to other images of rings from that game. A knock-off for sure, but close enough that the intent is clear: it was ordered as a custom replica. And a poor one at that.

The only purpose for a ring like that is to fool a person into thinking you're someone that you're not. Even if that person is yourself.

The more you dig, the more it appears that while Strassini may not be an evil man, he has certainly faced his share of challenges and hardships. How a person reacts to adversity, of course, can be very telling, and reacting with fraud is typically frowned upon.

Now, we don't truly know if Strassini is the one behind these fabrications. As it turned out in the Manti Te'o/imaginary girlfriend hoax, the principal character in the ruse was merely an accomplice--not the evil mastermind. But unlike Te'o, who was simply trying to conceal an absurd prank and spare his team the inevitable media feeding frenzy, Strassini has been posing falsely as this legendary athlete. If the players involved in the recent memorabilia-for-tattoos exchange program scandal faced public scorn, you can imagine what the popular reaction will be if this narrative stays on its current arc.

The silver lining so far in this silly story is certainly that it has nothing to do with the current Ohio State football team. Strassini has no connections to the program and is therefore unable to further pollute the well--or even to stand idly by why someone else pulls the strings.

The flip side is that until Strassini himself comes forward, it's unlikely that questions remaining about Strassini the human being will have concrete answers.

Then again, the internet is a hard hound from which to hide.

- V. R. Bryant
 
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muffler dragon;2338718; said:
New BP Advertisement?

"For a small nominal Spring Drive donation, this site will carry out your own internet investigation. Reputation.com's got nothing on BP!"

Screw that. For $1000, we'll make you a walk-on. We'll seed your name around the internet, maybe have BB73 include your name in a trivia contest. cinci and ScriptOhio can post about having seen your exploits on the field, by the time your kids are born, they'll think dad was a superstar ...

$10,000 gets you AA status. For $1M we'll make you a Heisman winner. Not sure what we should charge for autographed bowling pins though.
 
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Buckeneye;2338372; said:
Before I found the light that is BP I was on ESPN until late 07/early 08. I remember having exchanges with a guy who claimed to be a former Buckeye,
Browns and Green Bay player. Also claimed to have a SuperBowl ring playing
As a backup in GreenBay. Of course he wouldn't validate who he was.


That ring a bell, at all...??

Nope. I only heard that he was a taxi squad player for Cleveland. He's not old enough to play in super bowls 1 & 2
 
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HypeMachine;2338693; said:
So I sent out an email to the President of the Charlotte Buckeyes Friday evening when this first started to break. I finally heard back from her this evening:

Thank you for contacting our club with this valuable information. I genuinely wish that we would have seen this email sooner. We learned of this elaborate hoax just today and are shocked and disappointed to learn of the lengths to which this man has gone to become a member of the Ohio State family. The Charlotte Buckeyes actually disassociated from this man nearly a year ago, after receiving reports of inappropriate communications with a few of our club members. We did not expect to hear anything from him or about him again. It is very unfortunate that our club is being associated with him at this time.
Again, thank you for the information.
Heather Dean
President
Charlotte Buckeyes

Same e-mail I received.
 
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Dryden;2338721; said:
Screw that. For $1000, we'll make you a walk-on. We'll seed your name around the internet, maybe have BB73 include your name in a trivia contest. cinci and ScriptOhio can post about having seen your exploits on the field, by the time your kids are born, they'll think dad was a superstar ...

$10,000 gets you AA status. For $1M we'll make you a Heisman winner. Not sure what we should charge for autographed bowling pins though.

I like how you have embraced "Choose Positivity!". :banger:
 
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I just did something I have never done before - read 32 pages of a thread - and was entertained all the way through. Hey, it's the off-season. We need a good diversion.

Lesson for all: do not bull shit on this forum or BP'ers will expose you. Plus, there are some really hilarious posts mixed in amongst the detective work.

Really awesome that the great Giovanni Strassini decided to show up himself. I was 10 years old in 74. Seems like I remember hearing the chant of "Gio, Gio" through the TV from the Buckeye fans in the Rose Bowl.

This is a case of the truth about this guy's fiction being stranger than any conceivable fiction.

He and Art S should form a partnership.
 
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OSUK;2338748; said:
I just did something I have never done before - read 32 pages of a thread - and was entertained all the way through. Hey, it's the off-season. We need a good diversion.

Lesson for all: do not bull [Mark May] on this forum or BP'ers will expose you. Plus, there are some really hilarious posts mixed in amongst the detective work.

Really awesome that the great Giovanni Strassini decided to show up himself. I was 10 years old in 74. Seems like I remember hearing the chant of "Gio, Gio" through the TV from the Buckeye fans in the Rose Bowl.

This is a case of the truth about this guy's fiction being stranger than any conceivable fiction.

He and Art S should form a partnership.

I wouldn't bet on that happening
 
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