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Giovanni Strassini: A Football Fantasy

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MolGenBuckeye
BuckeyeSoldier;2339605; said:
SO.. not only am I an imposter.. I am an imposter of the imposter investigator.
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Eh, I just ordered a replica diploma anyway, it's cool. Besides, ever since that Krenzel guy stole all the limelight, I rarely show it off at alumni functions anymore.

Ironically (true story), I got an interview for my first "real" job because my name was exactly the same as a fairly prominent scientist in the same field. It caught my future boss's eye, and he figured it wouldn't hurt to have it listed as a co-author on his papers. :)
 
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vrbryant
MolGenBuckeye;2339635; said:
Eh, I just ordered a replica diploma anyway, it's cool. Besides, ever since that Krenzel guy stole all the limelight, I rarely show it off at alumni functions anymore.

Ironically (true story), I got an interview for my first "real" job because my name was exactly the same as a fairly prominent scientist in the same field. It caught my future boss's eye, and he figured it wouldn't hurt to have it listed as a co-author on his papers. :)
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Yes, yes...but you weren't clever enough, were you John, alias Johnny, alias Jack, alias Jackie?
 
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HINYG8
Buckeye Maniac;2339612; said:
How dare you steal the glory of those of us actually cited in articles!!1! :nerd:
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I graduated from the Strassini School of PI..you pretenders need not step up and take credit for my incredible investigative skills.

Yet another case cracked by the great HINYG8. Choose Positivity and respect my title and authority or suffer the consequences!

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Since onlymelol seems to have a hard time understanding what Gio did wrong. I will enlighten him on his biggest offence:

Seeing a picture of that bowling pin of Gio's between 2 guys who Gio is not fit to lick the toe jam of is offensive to only, say, several million members of Buckeye Nation.

I'd like to see OSU return the bowling pin to the guy who signed it as a former OSU AA at halftime of the Buffalo game and see what 105,000 Buckeye fans would do. Hmm... what would the Columbus Dispatch headline be on Sunday morning, Sept 1, 2013?
 
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Clarity
onlymelol was dissatisfied with Vincent's encapsulation of their conversation. I suspect he hoped that what Vincent would do is simply rubberstamp everything he said and deliver it here as a simple matter of fact. During that call we went in search of facts that we could independently verify, but when we asked for information that would allow us to do that we were met with "we're not going to talk about that." Simple information like what name he used while he says he attended OSU (remember, he "used no other names", but "attended OSU with a different name", who the 'contact' in the athletic department was who allowed him to get a bowl ring replica commissioned (as he claims) by the university, who the player(s) were that gave him the access to the program he alleged (he claims to be in a picture of Archie receiving his second Heisman, but doesn't overtly claim Archie), and the like. Things we could have kept to ourselves, as necessary, but OSU could have verified. The conversation, as a whole, lacked fruit. I actually thought Vincent did onlymelol quite a service presenting a synopsis that was not just balanced, but actually focused more on contrition and concern for his son than onlymelol had expressed here on the forums by himself. All that was flatly admitted where issues we had already established as fact. Frankly, I described it as sympathetic in a conversation with Vincent, but agreed that it was worth hitting that tone for the sake of not feeding the beast (choose for yourself which beast I mean, you'll be right either way). He was not an All-American, he did not play TE, he wasn't a member of the football team at all. This call actually took us in the opposite direction, introducing new claims that (while have the capacity and potential for truth) can only be described given the context of the rest of this situation as fantastical. Because we, as a Buckeye fan forum, should largely limit ourselves to the claims that are related to Ohio State, we did not broach those new claims here -- they're just not relevant.

So onlymelol sent me a PM last night with two requests. Post the following (I will, and then I'm done with this), and remove his phone number. The latter is a reasonable request, and it's been done. Regarding the former, despite believing it to be counter productive, I'll post it here so that it contributes to the marketplace of ideas here on the site. I hope and expect this will be the last we hear from onlymelol, whoever he is, as it's time for this bizarre situation to become part of BP lore.

I can't speak to, endorse, or otherwise answer any questions regarding what follows. The truth is I've only just skimmed it for problem content (saw none) myself. I also didn't see anything new here. He denies what he denies, and doesn't explain away any of the noteworthy reasons WHY people have made some of the connections that they have. But that's the whole point of the marketplace; ideas intersect, truth floats, deceptions sink, and willing participants have some measure of a voice. It would have been great had we been able to systematically address each of the issues, and you'd think someone who wanted to clearly establish the disconnects he claims would want to do exactly that, but that's not what's happened (and it's not what happens here); what follows is not particularly new. Here's the rest of what he has to say, and likely his end to this saga:

onlymelol said:
This site and its wannabe keyboard detectives and comedians are getting ridiculous.
Think ok?
3 billion dollar banks, attempted to claim ?John? was me, added my name and that complete list of names you here have attributed to me. I had my attorney, you guys think I represent myself, hahaha, file a reply.
He went to court and the 2 of us sat there against the panel of 5 attorneys representing the banks. Every last thing you think you found on me and have wrongfully attributed to me, through your own half assed investigations from behind your keyboards, the banks investigators found those and more simply because it is their job and paid well to do. Not you wannabes, you harm more than help?lol.
My attorney provided previous court cases, certified birth certificate, and the Social Security Administrations sworn statement of what my name has been in their records as well as IRS filings and the fact I was not even in the country when almost every last thing was done. Passports and visas have very comprehensive records, think of things like that before leaping badly to wrongful conclusions, that have already been decided elsewhere.
The attorneys from the banks still wanted to go to court, stubbornly and wrongly, similar to you here, hahaha.
Now I went to the FBI and gave them fingerprints, and blood, and guess what?
When the court saw the documents and info my attorney submitted, he asked if the banks had the same documents. They said they did but they still felt I had used those names as alias? before and committed those acts? just like you here again, lol.
The judge said you have the wrong man in his court and told the banks to dismiss their claims or my counter claim-still pending now-would be granted. 2 days later, a VOLUNTARY dismissal was entered. They HAD to admit they were wrong, stronger than if the judge actually dismissed it.
I said I had documents and photos of all in question here. I do. I offered these documents to Vince, the freelance writer and brother of Clarity. He said he did not need them or want them because he was not an investigative writer, just a freelance one.
These statements by me are truth and verifiable. No one here is even on the list of ?need to know? so keep on speculating wrongly and think you are right, lol. Deliberate indifference to facts is negligent. Do it to harm and it is recoverable. The law kiddies.
Read the latest link from Wikipedia, that took place two days before jasonags posted this thread here. User here-diamondbuck and first by user-buckeyeliger87, shows very clearly what I said in my first statement that WIKI did this here to harm me and use this site.
In a google search of me that day, the first 12 hits, WIKI contacted all of them with this same info and links. Is that coincidence or intent? On that link, I asked numerous times for WIKI to REMOVE my name, why think otherwise? Only because you here are arrogantly wrong and want to be right, and as I said before over 95% of the info and ?findings? attributed to me, are not me. It is there, see for yourself. A few here are the main culprits, but no one here can change the law with what has been proven in court to not be mine or me. Yet you accuse me as you do, that it is me, and you are WRONG!
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