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Giovanni Strassini: A Football Fantasy

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Buckeye86
It seems quite clear that this guy is either incredibly stupid or has a genuine mental illness. Possibly both.

I think it's important to note that he wasn't kicked out of the alumni group because he was a fraud but because of "inappropriate contact with members" or however they worded it in those letters they sent out.

The only sad thing is that if he has a mental illness this thread would be less funny. I'm hoping he's just stupid but those manifestos are deranged in the extreme...
 
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BayBuck
Dryden;2339191; said:
OK. Here's where I get confused on the ID theft part.

  • Per your claim, John Strassini, born in Cleveland, moved to Charlotte, isn't you.
  • John Strassini goes to prison, ex wife moves back to Ohio.
  • Ohio obit from John Strassini's ex lists survived by son Phillip.
  • Giovanni Strassini, born in Cleveland, moved to Charlotte (per Classmates.com) has Facebook page with pictures including son Phillip.
  • Giovanni Strassini registers jdsconsultants.org domain and briefly hosts Web page that's a full copy and paste job of jdsconsultants.com domain, which is for a business in Cleveland.
  • Small business directory returns Charlotte area match for JDS Consultants, which includes phone number positively verified by NYG(bunchofnumbers) as yours.
WTF am I missing? Please.
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John Daley Strothers as the one armed man.
 
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jlb1705
Dryden;2339191; said:
OK. Here's where I get confused on the ID theft part.

  • Per your claim, John Strassini, born in Cleveland, moved to Charlotte, isn't you.
  • John Strassini goes to prison, ex wife moves back to Ohio.
  • Ohio obit from John Strassini's ex lists survived by son Phillip.
  • Giovanni Strassini, born in Cleveland, moved to Charlotte (per Classmates.com) has Facebook page with pictures including son Phillip.
  • Giovanni Strassini registers jdsconsultants.org domain and briefly hosts Web page that's a full copy and paste job of jdsconsultants.com domain, which is for a business in Cleveland.
  • Small business directory returns Charlotte area match for JDS Consultants, which includes phone number positively verified by NYG(bunchofnumbers) as yours.
WTF am I missing? Please.
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BUCKYLE;2339195; said:
For starters, you're not choosing positivity.
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Secondly, learn legal butthead.
 
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matcar
DZ83CK;2339215; said:
"Bitch up" is cutting edge lingo, really a potential advance in slang. But I don't know if it means to act irritably or cowardly. If I were going to use "bitch up" in a sentence, how do I do it?
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The only sentence that really makes sense is "Bitch up and choose positivity."
 
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HorseshoeFetish
DZ83CK;2339215; said:
"Bitch up" is cutting edge lingo, really a potential advance in slang. But I don't know if it means to act irritably or cowardly. If I were going to use "bitch up" in a sentence, how do I do it?
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Have you seen that Bitch up north?

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BUCKYLE
DZ83CK;2339215; said:
"Bitch up" is cutting edge lingo, really a potential advance in slang. But I don't know if it means to act irritably or cowardly. If I were going to use "bitch up" in a sentence, how do I do it?
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I think it means he'll scratch your fucking eyeballs out.

I'm finna bitch out, hold my man purse.

Choose positivity.
 
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