Giovanni Strassini: A Football Fantasy

Work in progress

 

I want to clear some things up. Many, many slanders have been made about me in the recent past. These people with axes to grind have come to this board with complete and utter falsehoods about me.

I was a member of the Ohio State Buckeye football team. I was elected to the Ohio State Hall of Fame. I scored four touchdowns in one game. This is all a matter of record. Clearly I have enemies who have attempted to scrub my accomplishments from the record books. I have contacted the proper authorities, and they will be dealt with severely. Severe consequences shall be their lot in life.

Now, if anyone would like to get beyond this whole, crazy mess that has been started, I would be happy to answer any and all questions about my time playing alongside Archie and Corny and the illustrious records we wrote for THE Ohio State University.

Giovanni Strassini #89

 

I want to clear some things up. Many, many slanders have been made about me in the recent past. These people with axes to grind have come to this board with complete and utter falsehoods about me.

I was a member of the Ohio State Buckeye football team. I was elected to the Ohio State Hall of Fame. I scored four touchdowns in one game. This is all a matter of record. Clearly I have enemies who have attempted to scrub my accomplishments from the record books. I have contacted the proper authorities, and they will be dealt with severely. Severe consequences shall be their lot in life.

Now, if anyone would like to get beyond this whole, crazy mess that has been started, I would be happy to answer any and all questions about my time playing alongside Archie and Corny and the illustrious records we wrote for THE Ohio State University.

Giovanni Strassini #89

DO YOU KNOW CLIFFORD HEFFELFINGER? ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION!!

 

Are the film clips of the claimed TDs by yourself doctored by the same folks who handled the Grassy Knoll and Area 51 films? Perhaps they're more contemporary, like the keepers of the real 9/11 film?

Edit to add: If you can provide proof positive of such claims and your "records," I will gladly eat my words.

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Well, if you think the photo of one of my Rose Bowl catches is somehow "doctored" then I feel really, really sorry for you. I hate to make YOU look like a fool, but you asked for it.

 

I want to clear some things up. Many, many slanders have been made about me in the recent past. These people with axes to grind have come to this board with complete and utter falsehoods about me.

I was a member of the Ohio State Buckeye football team. I was elected to the Ohio State Hall of Fame. I scored four touchdowns in one game. This is all a matter of record. Clearly I have enemies who have attempted to scrub my accomplishments from the record books. I have contacted the proper authorities, and they will be dealt with severely. Severe consequences shall be their lot in life.

Now, if anyone would like to get beyond this whole, crazy mess that has been started, I would be happy to answer any and all questions about my time playing alongside Archie and Corny and the illustrious records we wrote for THE Ohio State University.

Giovanni Strassini #89

Did Woody ever mention turtles?

 

This thread delivers.

 

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Well, if you think the photo of one of my Rose Bowl catches is somehow "doctored" then I feel really, really sorry for you. I hate to make YOU look like a fool, but you asked for it.

Damnit, I should have known that would be a dummy account for laughs by one of our jokers. Good job.

 

Classic. Thread.

Top 5, easily.

 

Please, one TD in a Rose Bowl? Or 4 touchdowns for Polk HS. Apples vs cranberries.

 

it would be great if Strassini really was a Buckeye player and just exaggerating his accomplishments and the entire site got banned for 2 weeks for Buckeye bashing.

 

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Well, if you think the photo of one of my Rose Bowl catches is somehow "doctored" then I feel really, really sorry for you. I hate to make YOU look like a fool, but you asked for it.

Why the fuck is jwins photoshopping pics for you?

It's an elitist pr_ck conspiracy.

 

it would be great if Strassini really was a Buckeye player and just exaggerating his accomplishments and the entire site got banned for 2 weeks for Buckeye bashing.

Wait a second! Clarity said he wondered if we weren't being trolled. JCOSU is BKB, we're all BKB, JCOSU (that prick) is behind this, which means we're all behind this...Clarity is trolling all of us?

 

Why the [censored] is jwins photoshopping pics for you?

It's an elitist pr_ck conspiracy.

Not photoshopped. The way the jersey fabric is folding in that shot makes the number font look different.

 

And he is clearly wearing two pairs of socks, extra padding, you know.

 

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Well, if you think the photo of one of my Rose Bowl catches is somehow "doctored" then I feel really, really sorry for you. I hate to make YOU look like a fool, but you asked for it.

Why'd you have to give up the ghost so quickly, Gio? C'mon you coulda strung us along for a few pages at least!

 

Do you think Gio was part of the WappaGoo revolution??