Giovanni Strassini: A Football Fantasy

Work in progress

 

It was painfully obvious from the first post it was him or a close
Affiliation.

So I'd say between a 99-100% chance.

and the aforementioned twitter account was constantly tweeting Cris Carter, mentioned early on alwaysthere's facebook wall.

 

only question i really have is this.

I heard a rumor that GIOVANNI STRASSINI BLEW 5 DUDES IN CHARLOTTE

Is that true? Sure this dude is a fake buckeye and has the right to blow as many dudes as he wants, but is it true that GIOVANNI STRASSINI BLEW 5 DUDES IN CHARLOTTE or not?

inquiring minds want to know.

 

So, he registered here with the same user name as his facebook page? The one that was outed earlier in this very thread? Then he denied he was in fact the culprit? Smooth criminal.

 

For those interested in learning more about this fakebuckeye Giovanni Strassini, here is his change.org page with the causes he supports. Note he doesn't like bullies.

http://www.change.org/users/47840958

Giovanni Strassini signed the petition 28 days ago
US Congress: We Demand Action to End Gun Violence

Giovanni Strassini signed the petition 28 days ago
Tell Congress: Comprehensive immigration reform must be LGBT inclusive

Giovanni Strassini signed the petition 28 days ago
Key Bank and American Educational Services (AES): Forgive my dead son's student loan

Giovanni Strassini commented on the petition about 1 month ago
CONGRESSIONAL HEARING ON FEDERAL ANTI BULLYING LAW
Bullying is a plague. We can cure it with awareness and involvenent!!


Giovanni Strassini signed the petition about 1 month ago
CONGRESSIONAL HEARING ON FEDERAL ANTI BULLYING LAW

 

Just a question, but is it possible to prevent someone from sending me PMs? "alwaysthere" is bombarding me with weird messages all the time, like:


It's kinda funny to be described as "mental" by an impostor, but it gets on your nerves after a while.

Your ok for now, just watch out for the inevitable cease and desist letter from his ''lawyer''

 

only question i really have is this.

I heard a rumor that GIOVANNI STRASSINI BLEW 5 DUDES IN CHARLOTTE

Is that true? Sure this dude is a fake buckeye and has the right to blow as many dudes as he wants, but is it true that GIOVANNI STRASSINI BLEW 5 DUDES IN CHARLOTTE or not?

inquiring minds want to know.

The investigative resources of this board, while impressive, are not limitless.

Therefore the question of GIOVANNI STRASSINI BLEW 5 DUDES IN CHARLOTTE being true or not will have to stay 3rd in line behind the age old questions of MARK MAY BLEW 5 GUYS AT PITT and CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS AT SMU being true or not.

Again the batting order is;

True or false?.....

MARK MAY BLEW 5 GUYS AT PITT

CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS AT SMU

GIOVANNI STRASSINI BLEW 5 DUDES IN CHARLOTTE

 

here is a domain registry of his possibly

note the page jdsconsultants.org doesn't work for me

http://whois.domaintools.com/jdsconsultants.org

Domain ID155400476-LROR
Domain Name:JDSCONSULTANTS.ORG
Created On:18-Feb-2009 21:55:49 UTC
Last Updated On:26-Sep-2012 22:36:58 UTC
Expiration Date:18-Feb-2014 21:55:49 UTC
Sponsoring Registrar:Melbourne IT, Ltd (R52-LROR)
Status:OK
Registrant ID:C123499373245710
Registrant Name:Giovanni Strassini
Registrant Organization:Giovanni Strassini
Registrant Street1:3806 Bridgewood Lane
Registrant Street2:
Registrant Street3:
Registrant City:Charlotte
Registrant State/Province:NC
Registrant Postal Code:28226
Registrant Country:US
Registrant Phone:+1.8885372845
Registrant Phone Ext.:
Registrant FAX:
Registrant FAX Ext.:
Registrant Email: [email protected]

 

The investigative resources of this board, while impressive, are not limitless.

Therefore the question of GIOVANNI STRASSINI BLEW 5 DUDES IN CHARLOTTE being true or not will have to stay 3rd in line behind the age old questions of MARK MAY BLEW 5 GUYS AT PITT and CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS AT SMU being true or not.

Again the batting order is;

True or false?.....

MARK MAY BLEW 5 GUYS AT PITT

CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS AT SMU

GIOVANNI STRASSINI BLEW 5 DUDES IN CHARLOTTE

Good point on priorities.

we may never know if GIOVANNI STRASSINI BLEW 5 DUDES IN CHARLOTTE or not. maybe always there could comment if he blew him or not. are you that flexibile?

 

I just don't understand how you don't look up some video of a Buckeye player you meet, especially a Rose Bowl touchdown.

 

I just don't understand how you don't look up some video of a Buckeye player you meet, especially a Rose Bowl touchdown.

Which would be this one by Pete Johnson, not some guy named Strassini.

 

Which would be this one by Pete Johnson, not some guy named Strassini.

Well, alwaysthere is lurking on this site now, so perhaps he can comment on how he thought HE scored that TD instead of someone else.

 

Well, alwaysthere is lurking on this site now, so perhaps he can comment on how he thought HE scored that TD instead of someone else.

For the first time in my life, I'm wishing someone was actually from Ann Arbor.

 

What are the chances that "alwaysthere" is Mr. Strassini himself?

https://www.facebook.com/alwaysthere13

Also:
Looks like Giovanni enjoyed mingling with the crowd
"Giova Italia: being asked for autographs and pics was fun."

I bet it was.

Seems like someone needs to let the Charlotte Buckeyes FB page know this guy is a fraud.

 

The funny thing is, you see his name listed, but never a stat for any of his seasons.

What a fraud.

Once a crook always a crook.

Rot in hell loser.

 

I just don't understand how you don't look up some video of a Buckeye player you meet, especially a Rose Bowl touchdown.

That's what I don't understand. Something just isn't adding up here...