Giovanni Strassini: A Football Fantasy

Work in progress

 

He has been miraculously off of Facebook for 2 weeks. He might be incarcerated again

 

One of my fondest memories from the ‘76 Rose Bowl.

 

NEWS RELEASE: MAN ARRESTED FOR USING FRAUDULENT DOCUMENTS TO OBTAIN NEW HAMPSHIRE DRIVER’S LICENSE



NASHUA, N.H. – A Nashua man was arrested after attempting to obtain a New Hampshire driver’s license using fraudulent documents.



On Wednesday, Feb. 12, 2025, State Troopers assigned to the Troop G barracks arrested John Daley Strothers, 65, of Nashua, after investigators received information that Strothers had submitted fraudulent documents as proof of residency to the Division of Motor Vehicles to obtain a New Hampshire driver’s license, using an identity that did not belong to him. Further investigation determined Strothers had used more than 13 different identities in several different states.



Strothers was taken into custody and charged with felony identity fraud, as well as misdemeanor counts of unsworn falsification and tampering with public records or information. He was held without bail and is scheduled to be arraigned in Concord District Court today, Feb. 13, 2025.



Troopers were assisted by members of the Nashua Police Department and Diplomatic Security. Anyone with information about this case is encouraged to contact Detective Christopher Prenaveau at

 

Of all the illegal activities known to man, fake identity stuff has to offer the single worst risk/reward scenario of them all in this day and age.

Given the technology, databases and homeland security angle of it, you are probably ahead in expected value if you just go try to grab the cash from a 7-11.

 

Of all the illegal activities known to man, fake identity stuff has to offer the single worst risk/reward scenario of them all in this day and age.

Given the technology, databases and homeland security angle of it, you are probably ahead in expected value if you just go try to grab the cash from a 7-11.

I'm not very good at fraud so forgive me if I am missing some mundane detail here but I assume he needed to have the information recorded in new Hampshire that he had a legit ID? I mean if you need a fake, they make perfect ones in India for cheap. All the kids have them, but to your point, I told my kid don't get wrapped up in that, but if you must and you get busted, ditch the fake and take the underage ticket, all day everyday.

 

I kinda want to know the true story about why these 2 non-Ohio State fans are so up this dudes ass

and then I kinda don't.

 

I'm not very good at fraud so forgive me if I am missing some mundane detail here but I assume he needed to have the information recorded in new Hampshire that he had a legit ID? I mean if you need a fake, they make perfect ones in India for cheap. All the kids have them, but to your point, I told my kid don't get wrapped up in that, but if you must and you get busted, ditch the fake and take the underage ticket, all day everyday.

Yep. The hammer than can potentially be dropped for fake documents in this post 911 world just cannot be worth it (not that I know them chapter and verse).

I don't even want to open a door that could have a 1% chance of getting waterboarded in Gitmo for answers I don't have because the Federal Agency involved made a mistake and my file ended up in the "known terrorist" pile or whatever.

 

I kinda want to know the true story about why these 2 non-Ohio State fans are so up this dudes ass

and then I kinda don't.

I am a huge fan of the Buckeyes. Also going to see them play Meeeeeechhhheeeegin on Friday , the men’s hockey game

I have personally known John for many years. A sick dude he is

 

I am a huge fan of the Buckeyes. Also going to see them play Meeeeeechhhheeeegin on Friday , the men’s hockey game

I have personally known John for many years. A sick dude he is

Fair enough, and apologies for labelling you a non-Buckeye. Question still stands for the Giants fan, though........not that I don't appreciate the zaniness of this thread.

 

Was he a Strasshole then?

He was a person not to be trusted. A compulsive liar in which you were uncertain if it was a lie or truth.

 

He was a person not to be trusted. A compulsive liar in which you were uncertain if it was a lie or truth.

If I sent you a game ball from the ‘76 Rose Bowl, you think you could get him to sign it for me?

 

If I sent you a game ball from the ‘76 Rose Bowl, you think you could get him to sign it for me?

In prison he might be signing other balls

 

In prison he might be signing other balls

I’ll trade him the autograph a pack of smokes.

 

I’ll trade him the autograph a pack of smokes.

Man, cigarettes are like $8 a pack now or something...

 

After being overseas for decades, I shudder to think about how out of touch I am with American slang. For instance, signing balls in prison. I had no idea it was called that nowadays.