Giovanni Strassini: A Football Fantasy

Work in progress

 

I'm no lawyer but I think most of the douchebaggary here has been the misdemeanor variety.

I feel like he saw this post, and was like “you know what, I can do better. Let’s shoot for federal crimes.”

 

Of all the threads in the world, I never thought this one would be the one to tear me away from the UFM thread.

Truly a gift.

 

One day, some of you buggers won't be able to remember your names or what you said 30 seconds before...but you'll still remember his glorious touchdown in the rose bowl.

 

One day, some of you buggers won't be able to remember your names or what you said 30 seconds before...but you'll still remember his glorious touchdown in the rose bowl.

I'm probably slow, but I don't understand the connection between your comment, and the image you posted to presumably illustrate it. The watermark on that image seemed spot on, however.

 

It's the only rose bowl anyone could ever remember him touching down on.

 

One day, some of you buggers won't be able to remember your names or what you said 30 seconds before...but you'll still remember his glorious touchdown in the rose bowl.

Who could forget that glorious moment?

 

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You know that it was posted on ESPN as well. They were the last to report it

 

Appears sentencing was this morning?

https://ecf.ncwd.uscourts.gov/cgi-bin/GetCalNCWD.pl?Date=&ToDate=&Judge=Mullen

 

Appears sentencing was this morning?

https://ecf.ncwd.uscourts.gov/cgi-bin/GetCalNCWD.pl?Date=&ToDate=&Judge=Mullen

He will never be gainfully employed again.

 

All I have to say is.... What a Strasshole

 

He will never be gainfully employed again.

Does he need to be? Sounds like he's set with three hots and a cot...

 

Does he need to be? Sounds like he's set with three hots and a cot...

He will either die in prison, or be too old to work when released.

I doubt the Strasshole gets the full 30 years, but will be in his mid to late 70s upon release

 

I don't know how you guys can be enjoying this. The Meyer case has yet to be resolved and here is another Buckeye in trouble.

 

I don't know how you guys can be enjoying this. The Meyer case has yet to be resolved and here is another Buckeye in trouble.

I wish we could just erase him from the history books like he never played here.

 

This is your Strasshole: O

This is your Strasshole in jail: O


Quit breaking the law strasshole