LovelandBuckeye
You never lose to those pricks. Ever. Ever. - UFM
My wife finally took her head out of her ass and listened to me. Usually her gifts are bad...I mean really bad. These are my birthday gifts for today.
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So earlier tonight I'm watching TV with the fam, when one of the cats jumps up on my chest looking for some lovin'. Cat presents head and paws to me, which means my wife gets a big face full of cat butthole. My wife mentions Twinkle Tush, which is an actual product that clips on your cats' tail and hides that unsightly butthole with some bling.
Yeah. This is a real product. I Googled it.
Anyway, in that moment ... I was just trying to watch Iron Man 2 and pet the cat when the wife starts talking about butthole jewelry and Christmas.
It was a good thing I paused the DVR and asked for clarification since I'd missed the lead sentence from her about getting butthole jewelry for the cats. Otherwise that would've been a really awkward Christmas. Actually, that would've been an awkward trip to Dunkins.
Yeah. This is a real product. I Googled it.
Anyway, in that moment ... I was just trying to watch Iron Man 2 and pet the cat when the wife starts talking about butthole jewelry and Christmas.
It was a good thing I paused the DVR and asked for clarification since I'd missed the lead sentence from her about getting butthole jewelry for the cats. Otherwise that would've been a really awkward Christmas. Actually, that would've been an awkward trip to Dunkins.
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You're the best. Now I know what to get my annoying sister and her annoying cats for Christmas. $5.99? Done deal.
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