German man chainsaws house in two in divorce split

[OCBucksFan]

German man chainsaws house in two in divorce split

BERLIN (Reuters Life!) - A 43-year-old German decided to settle his imminent divorce by chainsawing a family home in two and making off with his half in a forklift truck.

I havn't ever been divorced but I find this funny as hell. "She gets half you say?" I have heard about someone sawing all the furniture in half, and even having a car cut in half but a whole house is a new one on me.

 

[JoJaBuckeye]

German man chainsaws house in two in divorce split




I havn't ever been divorced but I find this funny as hell. "She gets half you say?" I have heard about someone sawing all the furniture in half, and even having a car cut in half but a whole house is a new one on me.

Let's hope the kids are safe.

 

[fourteenandoh]

Let's hope the kids are safe.

custody battle? nah, just cut the kids in half too

 

[BUCKYLE]

German man chainsaws house in two in divorce split
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This man is an American hero. I know he's German, I don't care. I like that he carted his half away on a forklift.

 

[Brewtus]

I don't know anything about divorce law in Germany, but here he'd be getting a lot less than half.

 

[PrincessPeach]

Ausgezeichnet!

 

[jimotis4heisman]

I don't know anything about divorce law in Germany, but here he'd be getting a lot less than half.

so youre saying he needs to return about half of the half that he took in order to get his "half"

 

[BB73]

Sounds like The War of the Roses