"Damn!! Almost kept it below 17 penalties!"
"What do you mean, 'No snack breaks!'..."
"Loud enough? Watch the tat..."
"Are you blind you $%@#$^#$^^%^????!!!!"
"30 more minutes?? FML..."
"*%^&^%^#$#%&^(^^*&%&^$(*)*&&*^"
"This pose is from Rodin's '
The Thinker'.....You were obviously not the &%&$%%&$% model."
"Urrrghhhhhhkkkk Ok. I won't hold again!"
"Seriously.....the chick in the checkerboard is a freak??
"And your *%^*%&^%&^%& mom was likely blind too..."
"Chicks don't seem to dig this...Wait!! Maybe it was 'Hold a puppy'..."
"So I'm like - If the Big-12 dumps Beebe....call me !"
"Weird. It's a feeling...like...like...like there's an older UF fan in Louisiana leering at my muffintop..."