DEBuckeye
It ain't easy, bein' cheesy.
This is where it starts....
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/05/04/ducks.stabbed.ap/index.html
WICHITA, Kansas (AP) -- A sixth-grade boy has admitted he stabbed to death a mother duck named "Lucy" and her two ducklings.
Students at Wilbur Middle School had been monitoring the mother duck and ducklings, making sure no one disturbed the nest in a grassy creek bed. Their lifeless, mutilated bodies were found this week, stabbed with a pencil.
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/05/04/ducks.stabbed.ap/index.html