Fun at the DMV

[BoxCar_Willie]

Took the wife to the DMV this morning.

The DMV worker next to us was like 70 and most likely a war vet from his tattoos. He was helping a Mexican obtain his drivers license.

He was like a comedy act. Opening Line "So you want to become one of us eh? You might want to start by getting a haircut."

 

[buckeyefool]

Took the wife to the DMV this morning.

The DMV worker next to us was like 70 and most likely a war vet from his tattoos. He was helping a Mexican obtain his drivers license.

He was like a comedy act. Opening Line "So you want to become one of us eh? You might want to start by getting a haircut."

LOL. You have to love old people and their ability to not hold anything back but do it in what seems like the nicest way :)

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

Took the wife to the DMV this morning.

damn Willie, you sure know how to spoil your wife.. "Hey babe, let's do breakfast at the DMV tomorrow.. my tab"

 

[BoxCar_Willie]

She's getting a root canal at 11:30 or right now and I wanted to drive her home so I took the morning/afternoon off to help. Figured I'd do some running with her. Making your own schedule is so sweet

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

You da man...
"Hey babe, let's do breakfast at the DMV tomorrow.. my tab.. then I'll drop you off and you can do a root canal or somethin.. then get your nails done and I'll buy pizza" ..
you are such the romantic

 

[BoxCar_Willie]

This morning I was attempting to explain the soothing effect of semen on an abcess tooth. She didn't buy it. I mean is there really any kind of health problem that semen can't help with???

 

[SanAntonioBuck]

My wife is a nurse, she said, it's just good for the skin!

 

[Golferdow01]

Took the wife to the DMV this morning.

The DMV worker next to us was like 70 and most likely a war vet from his tattoos. He was helping a Mexican obtain his drivers license.

He was like a comedy act. Opening Line "So you want to become one of us eh? You might want to start by getting a haircut."

Good stuff Willie. I'm surprised he didn't offer him a stick of deoderant to go with it

 

[BB73]

This morning I was attempting to explain the soothing effect of semen on an abcess tooth. She didn't buy it. I mean is there really any kind of health problem that semen can't help with???

I had a cavity filled today (no anesthetic of course) and I'll pass on the semen therapy.

I'm also willing to say no if I ever have a case of hemorrhoids.

 

[Oh8ch]

. I mean is there really any kind of health problem that semen can't help with???

Have to take your word for it.

 

[BoxCar_Willie]

Have to take your word for it.

Oh come on now!! That's not what I have heard!!

 

[AJHawkfan]

Oh come on now!! That's not what I have heard!!

Same here!

 

[Buck Nasty]

My wife is a nurse, she said, it's just good for the skin!

I'll bet my belly has some of the softest smoothest skin on the planet then. :tongue2:

 

[Saw31]

I'm also willing to say no if I ever have a case of hemorrhoids.