From the INNOVATIVE DUI DEFENSE files...

[JoJaBuckeye]

A man told police not to blame him for crashing his truck into a light post ? it was that unicorn behind the wheel. Prosecutor Ingrid Rosenquist said Phillip C. Holliday Jr. initially denied driving the truck involved in the March 7 crash in Billings. He told officers at the scene that a unicorn was driving, she said.


Holliday, 42, pleaded not guilty Tuesday to felony charges of criminal endangerment and drunken driving.


http://www.netscape.com/viewstory/2...2007/03/13/national/a190307D72.DTL&frame=true

 

[OCBucksFan]

I bet that bastard Unicorn went all silent when the cops showed up too! Stupid wanna be horses!

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Fuckin' unicorns. Always horsin' around and shit.

 

[BUCKYLE]

So if the burden of proof is on the state, do they have to disprove that unicorns exist?

 

[TaterState]

Whatever happened to the pink elephant defense?

 

[Big Papa]

I'd blame it on that damn Sasquatch.

 

[The Man]

what a complete bunch of bullshit. Everyone knows unicorns can't drive. Idiot.

 

[IronBuckI]

Driving while horny is very dangerous.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Should've blamed this little guy:

http://images.google.com/imgres?img...4&prev=/images?q=toonces&gbv=2&svnum=10&hl=en