Fortune Cookies

[gregorylee]

Went for Chinese for lunch, guy at our table gets his fortune....


"You are not illiterate"


Best fortune I have ever seen.

 

[Buckeyedynasty]

Went for Chinese for lunch, guy at our table gets his fortune....


"You are not illiterate"


Best fortune I have ever seen.

Good stuff.

 

[tyrus]

I got one that said "that wasn't chicken"

 

[DGADBTWSOM]

 

[DGADBTWSOM]

 

[Bleed S & G]

over at this ladies house on campus.. had a table that had hundreds of fortunes covering every inch, with a gloss overtop of it.. it was very cool

 

[Deety]

I've had several fortune cookies with no fortune inside. I must be either off the map or just plain dead.

 

[ScriptOhio]

 

[tyrus]

Are you stalking me?

A few weeks ago, my friend had one that said "If you are sad, buy a cat"

 

[DGADBTWSOM]

 

[BrutuStrength]

 

[BrutuStrength]

 

[BrutuStrength]

This must be from one of Trump's restaurants.

 

[Jagdaddy]

True story according to my parents:

They were out for Chinese food when they were dating and my Dad said he didn't want to open his fortune cookie because he isn't very lucky and figured it wouldn't be particularly positive. My mom, says "open it. You're with me now and I'm lucky so it will be fine." He opens it and it says he'll be rich and successful. He says, "hmm, maybe you're right, open yours." She does and it says "this is a new fortune. Please disregard the previous fortune."

 

[Best Buckeye]

I hate fortune cookies that don't tell your fortune! Wth ! why call em fortune cookies if they aren't.