For SIMV

[Buckin' A]

Let's move on to stupid momma jokes....


Yo momma's so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

 

[scarletandgrey]

Your momma so stupid she sold the car for gas money

 

[Buckin' A]

Yo momma’s so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.

 

[ScarletInMyVeins]

yo mamma so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund

 

[gregorylee]

www.yomomma.com

You guys need some new material...

 

[Buckin' A]

www.yomomma.com

You guys need some new material...

Now my feelings are hurt....

 

[ScarletInMyVeins]

I was gonna look for a site but I'm at work and didn't want to get into trouble.

 

[Golferdow01]

I was gonna look for a site but I'm at work and didn't want to get into trouble.

Well aren't you just Mr. Goody-two-shoes?

 

[gregorylee]

Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo mama so fat were in her right now

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors

Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...

Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!

This one is my favorite so far...

Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.

 

[Buckin' A]

Well thanks for ruining our fun Greg!