For SIMV

[ScarletInMyVeins]

Oh yeah? Well your mom is so fat... when she jumps she gets stuck in the air.

 

[Buckin' A]

Yo momma’s so fat she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

 

[ScarletInMyVeins]

You're so ugly your mom had to put a porkchop around your neck to get the dog to play with you.

 

[Buckin' A]

Yo momma’s so fat she was in the middle of the highway I tried to swerve but ran out of gas.

 

[ScarletInMyVeins]

When your mom wears a red dress people mistake her for the kool aid man.

 

[Buckin' A]

Yo momma’s so fat when she dances the band skips.




Thump, feel free to join in at any time....

 

[Thump]

Thump, feel free to join in at any time....

Sorry was gone at lunch and the computer lab.

You mom's so ugly and fat, she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down, and then ate the tree.

 

[scarletandgrey]

Yuor mom so fat when she puts on her BVD they say Boulevard.

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

Yo momma so old shes blind from the big bang.

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

 

[Thump]

Your momma's so fat, SIMV wouldn't bang her.

 

[ScarletInMyVeins]

it would've been better if you said that she was so fat I wouldn't bang her. Cause as most all of you know... I'll bang just about anything. btw, what's up with all of the SIMV jokes from you today?

 

[Thump]

it would've been better if you said that she was so fat I wouldn't bang her. Cause as most all of you know... I'll bang just about anything. btw, what's up with all of the SIMV jokes from you today?

The joke was meant that you only bang really big chicks and that this chick would qualify.

Why all the jokes on you today, they've just been too damn easy.

 

[ScarletInMyVeins]

I'll have you know that I haven't banged any big chicks recently. Going for the thinner ones now.

 

[Thump]

I'll have you know that I haven't banged any big chicks recently. Going for the thinner ones now.

Good for you.