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This is going to be Sun Belt Billy when he walks into Death Valley tomorrow night

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This ain't USL Billy boy!

Tigers by 50! (but we'll need to score at least 80-90 to win by that much with our defense :no:)
 
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Gatorubet said:
Wait! I’m banned again? Dammit!
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who the hell unbanned you?

Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux said:
Yes, let’s bicker and argue over whether or not tomatoes and quinoa belong in gumbo instead!
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one day Karma will catch up to you and your dirt worshipping heathenistic ways.

Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux said:
Ok

Steak in Texas is grossly overrated
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everything in Texas is grossly overrated.

except for Steve's BBQ in Baytown.
all you can eat ribs and baked beans for $9.95 on Thursday nights. No they aren't great ribs, but for $10 you can eat until you can't move any more.
and if you have an extra cigarette you can stick you thumb up a hooker from next door's butthole while in the parking lot afterwards.

(allegedly)
gmen6981 said:
Yeah, because everybody knows K.C. BBQ is best.
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KC is likely in the top 3, but does not occupy the #1 spot.
 
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Nutriaitch said:
everything in Texas is grossly overrated.

except for Steve's BBQ in Baytown.
all you can eat ribs and baked beans for $9.95 on Thursday nights. No they aren't great ribs, but for $10 you can eat until you can't move any more.
and if you have an extra cigarette you can stick you thumb up a hooker from next door's butthole while in the parking lot afterwards.
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Especially their brisket. Overrated.

However, please tell me more about this cigarette, thumb, butthole event.
 
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LovelandBuckeye said:
However, please tell me more about this cigarette, thumb, butthole event.
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this all allegedly of course.

this Hooker chick from the Limelight (you can imagine how classy a joint next door to a place will $10 all you can eat ribs outskirts of Baytown Texas would be) needed someone to help her over the fence to get to the neighborhood behind the businesses to go pick up a package.

since she was trying to cross right by where I was parked I offered my services.

upon providing said assistance, it was rather apparent that she wasn't wearing anything under that really short skirt.
my thumb may or may not have penetrated the booty.

when helping her back over the fence, I got a rather generous handful once again.

she smiles and says "you know most people have to pay me for that?"
told her I had no cash but offered her a cigarette.

she says "that'll work, because nobody gets to play for free"
then she winked at me and as she walked away, flipped up her skirt to show us her butt.
 
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Nutriaitch said:
this all allegedly of course.

this Hooker chick from the Limelight (you can imagine how classy a joint next door to a place will $10 all you can eat ribs outskirts of Baytown Texas would be) needed someone to help her over the fence to get to the neighborhood behind the businesses to go pick up a package.

since she was trying to cross right by where I was parked I offered my services.

upon providing said assistance, it was rather apparent that she wasn't wearing anything under that really short skirt.
my thumb may or may not have penetrated the booty.

when helping her back over the fence, I got a rather generous handful once again.

she smiles and says "you know most people have to pay me for that?"
told her I had no cash but offered her a cigarette.

she says "that'll work, because nobody gets to play for free"
then she winked at me and as she walked away, flipped up her skirt to show us her butt.
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You're my kind of people.
 
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